For those who have wondered how the other half lives, specifically with their bottom halves, Jackalope Ranch has compiled a list of 5 of the most expensive adult toys. Think of it as our needless and naughty way to commemorate the most romantic holiday of the year. Because nothing says "I love you" like thousand dollar sex toys.
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Real Doll
Not only is this one of the most expensive toys on the market, but also it is by far the creepiest - these custom sex dolls can be made with an uncanny resemblance to your favorite porn star, a deceased lover or simply the one that got away. Starting at a base price of $5,999, these life-size dolls can be upgraded and modified to meet each customer's specific desires; from hair, skin color, and nails to make up, body type, and facial structure. Customers can even select special add-ons like tan lines, permanent facial expressions, elf ears, and shemale genitalia.
Lelo Earl
This 18 carat gold-plated anal toy provides prostate stimulation with warmed or cooled precious metal and a handy dandy ring for easy removal, all for the price of $2,590 (an additional $10 gets you the clean up kit). As an added bonus, this luxury pleasure toy comes with matching gold cufflinks, giving the outside world a chance to see them, ask about them, and then immediately regret doing so.
Betony Vernon Unicorn Butt Plug
Not half as disturbing as the Baby Jesus Butt Plug (yes, it exists) but nearly 100 times more expensive, the Betony Vernon Unicorn Butt Plug features an authentic horse hair tail and a silver spiral shaft amounting to a whopping $3, 475 dollars. It's the luxury sex toy that expresses your love of horses and perhaps a few other things your friends didn't know about you.
Victor Phantasm
Maison Victor understands the importance of a memorable marriage proposal, which is why the Parisian jeweler created a $55,000 - plus sex toy for just the occasion. This 18 carat gold dildo easily unscrews from its diamond studded base allowing you to place or remove an included 18 carat gold ring set with 90 diamonds in the center. One look at this, and surely your lady love will be saying, "I dil-DO."
Pearl Royal
When Marilyn Monroe sang "Diamond are a Girl's Best Friend," we never considered the idea that she might be referring to the vagina - and yet, here it is, a vibrator in all of its encrusted glory (side note: vagina and encrusted are two words that should never again be used in the same sentence). The Pearl Royal features solid platinum casting and over a thousand pearls, diamonds and sapphires. Made by Australian Jeweler Colin Burn and his business partner Nicole Gallus, this luxury bedroom piece has a price tag of $1,000,000.
