11/29-11/30 Marketing jingles, every sports franchise has got one. With the Suns, it’s “Working hard, playing harder.” Feh. The D-Backs? They dared ask “Is it a part of you?” Hardly. Arizona Gay Volleyball’s war cry? “Balls, Sand, and Sweat.” Now that’s a slogan. Not only is it laced with double…
Sat 11/20 If you Phantom fanatics out there can’t wait until Christmastime to hear music of the night, please refrain from firing up your BitTorrent clients to catch a sneak preview of Joel Schumacher’s adaptation of the world-renowned musical, that’s all we ask of you. You can wait a few…
As any economist worth his weight in T-bills will tell you, when entering into any risky venture, it’s best to do a cost-benefit analysis. Like if you’re some aspiring counterculturist, say, local rabble-rouser Phil Freedom, and you’re organizing a boffo benefit, it might behoove you to weigh your expenses and…
11/20-11/21 We’ve swallowed the notion that a swath of desert near Gold Canyon transforms into a Tudor-style village every spring for the past 16 years. So it’s no surprise the medieval merrymakers at the Devonshire Renaissance Faire have fooled us with their intricately crafted illusion that a 24-acre park in…
Sat 11/13 Looking back on the long and storied history of automobile culture, it’s safe to say no single decade mastered the art of the bold stroke more aptly than the 1950s. It was a time when real men were judged by the size of the flames on their side…
His brand of art: I’m primarily a painter, but I also like dabbling in different mediums and styles. Like, next month I might do a film, or photography, or sculpture. I enjoy all art, and I don’t like to be pigeonholed into one thing. Themes: I try to find beauty…
11/5-11/30 Skateboarding has always been an art form (after all, if your mom could pull off a 540 board varial or a 900-degree spin, then Tony Hawk would be just another SoCal skate rat with a mess of medical bills). Then there are actual artists, like Tucson’s Sam Esmoer, who’ve…
So, the first edition of your latest fanzine, Bad-Ass Things About Phoenix, has been put to bed, and you’ll be picking up all 300 freshly photocopied issues from Kinko’s in an hour or two. Now all you need to do is get your baby in front of some eyeballs, fast…
Tue 11/2 For politically active artists (redundant, we know), the presidential election is a bit like the Super Bowl, sans the beer commercials. Perfect time to gather like minds around the tube with some snacks, sodas and, in this case, a night full of satire. While election-watching parties on Tuesday,…
Go ask Alice: Chris Birkett is the closest thing to Jack Skellington the Valley will ever see. Don’t worry, the 29-year-old mobile DJ and wedding entertainer isn’t kidnapping Sandy Claws any time soon, but he is possessed by the same sort of macabre childlike madness for Halloween that the Pumpkin…
Ditch your donkey-show and dollar-a-day hooker dreams. Tijuana is a real town with more to love than its proximity. So says Culture Clash, a national Chicano-Latino performance troupe. Clash is breaking down cultural barriers and busting gringo balls with its original play Bordertown, the opening of the Actors Theatre’s 20th…
Ever since we were preteens, we’ve wanted to be James Bond and cruise the globe in search of SPECTRE and the honeys. We had every film memorized, right down to 007’s witty rejoinders as he dispatched whichever supervillain he was facing at a given moment (even if the double entendres…
Sat 10/16 Does Todd McFarlane ever sleep? In between overseeing day-to-day operations at three different companies, raising three kids, developing movie and television projects, and occasionally drawing pages for his signature title Spawn, the Valley resident and comic book mogul has been putting the finishing touches on McFarlane Toys Showroom…
When your name is Dr. Chud, which stands for “Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Drummer,” and your horror-punk-themed solo project is touring during the scariest time of the year, you’d expect a stage show filled with grisly gore, rotting corpses and ghastly deeds. So what does the good doctor mention first when…
Sun 10/17 While men fantasize about the seductive third-date strip tease, women dread the nuances that come with the nerve-racking experience. What music do I play? Where does one find an industry-standard strip pole? Can granny panties ever look sexy? Who will hold my boobs up while I dance? How…
Thu 10/7 Naysayers might’ve dismissed kickball as an elementary sport meant for sports washouts like yourself. But it was your only shot at playground immortality back in the day. Remember how your awesome 6-4-3 double play helped turn the tide in the epic Shirts vs. Skins war? You never worried…
10/7-10/31 By now, we’ve been inundated by so much rigmarole surrounding “Decision 2004,” we’re more likely to pull a trigger come November than a voting-booth lever. Since we’re facing (at least) another month of political Bushwhacking, we’ll Kerry on to “Word on the Street: Politics Unusual,” a collective exhibition by…
Nothing fully arousing your artistic interests? Come find a little, uh, release at the Blue Ball on Saturday, September 25, at the Alwun House, 1204 East Roosevelt. Self-proclaimed “Master of Hoopla” David Salcido has extended an open invitation to embrace the eccentric and indulge in excess. The Blue bill combines…
Sun 9/26 So much for not speaking ill of the dead. Whenever celebrities head to the great beyond, vicious rumors tend to fly (see Hudson, Rock). To wit: Gadabouts have speculated for years on the sexual orientation of Rudolph Valentino and his second wife Natacha Rambova, alleging their “lavender marriage”…
9/24-9/26 Austin Powers can switch himself off, because when it comes to spy send-ups, there was none better than Get Smart. Maxwell Smart (a.k.a. Agent 86) never needed pinkie-biting evil doctors or midget clones to get the big laughs, and we’ll bet you yearned for your very own shoe phone…
Sun 9/26 For the athletes competing in the fifth annual Firebird Triathlon, this Sunday, September 26, the waters of Firebird Lake may present a formidable obstacle. After all, whole flotillas of speedboats have raced through its waters over the years, possibly leaving gallons of petroleum (not to mention whatever bodily…
9/17-9/22 Democrats might have halcyon memories of JFK and Camelot, but we’re betting you cigar aficionados think ol’ Jack can just cram it. When the 35th president put that trade embargo on Cuba back in ’61, he kept you from the love of your leaf. Just ask Richard “Mick” Connors,…
