Below the Beltway

Murder. Scandal. Black-ops. Military profiteering. Fraud. Bribery. Beltway blackmail. Hmmm, you’d think author Len Downie Jr. had written a secret history of the past two presidential administrations in his debut novel, The Rules of the Game. In a way, he has. The gripping read is an end product of the…

Hooray for Dollywood

Joel Davis – a.k.a. DJ Epidemic – has some mighty clackers. Whether you consider Dolly Parton camp personified or a bumpkin genius, it takes a lead-covered set for a quasi-underground jock to banner his MySpace page with a funked-up remix of Dolly’s “Joleen.” But the DJ’s “Joleen Epidemic Edit” is…

Grand Tour

Generally speaking, we frown on guided hikes. The Sonoran Desert is not the Louvre, and true hikers hardly need to have someone spell out its (fairly obvious) magnificence. The extraordinary exception is the Elephant Mountain Fortress Hike. The relatively difficult seven-miler takes participants into the park’s achingly beautiful backcountry for…

Below the Beltway

Murder. Scandal. Black-ops. Military profiteering. Fraud. Bribery. Beltway blackmail. Hmmm, you’d think author Len Downie Jr. had written a secret history of the past two presidential administrations in his debut novel, The Rules of the Game. In a way, he has. The gripping read is an end product of the…

Serious Moonlight

Some say the Super Bowl is the only true remnant of America’s once-communal society. If you call getting assaulted by four-hour pregame shows and inane advertising communal, okay. But we’d argue that the last moment when this society was truly at one was July 20, 1969, when Neil Armstrong planted…

Silent Sunday at South Mountain

There’s nothing like being in a public place without the public. We’ve achieved this higher state of being twice, and we’re not about to tell you where or how. Find your own deserted public crib to crash. As an example, take the Phoenix Zoo, a facility that’s difficult to navigate…

Papago Military Vehicle Show

Our semi-dated T-shirt features an image of Dubya and Cheney man-hugging beneath the catch phrase “Meet the Fuckers,” so we’re probably not the target demo for the folks behind the Papago Military Vehicle Show. But even conscientious objectors should dig the unusual antique and vintage conveyances on display at the…

Heard Museum Guild Library Book Sale & Treasure Market

If you’re an eBay PowerSeller, you’ll scoff at this modest sale. Personally, we go to this low-key annual affair ’cause we like books. We like choosing them. We like reading them. When we’ve finished the last line, we like placing them on a shelf and feeling a small ping! of…

Pithy Party

Because they’re antithetical to our moviegoing comfort zone of 20 minutes of previews and a 100-minute feature, short films require a special sort of patience that has nothing to do with time and everything with a different way of seeing. For those with the right kind of eyes, the payoff…

The Fringe Connection

You wanna see Bill Shatner? Turn on Boston Legal. We prefer pop-cultural sci-fi icons who aren’t quite so, uh, iconic, and this year’s Phoenix Comicon will dish out a heaping helping of special guests from the pop-cult fringe. These include Richard LeParmentier, the Death Star Commander in the original Star…

Bauhaus Call

There may be nothing new under the sun, but back in late 1978, four skinny British kids named David Haskins, Kevin Haskins, Peter Murphy, and Daniel Ash cooked up something totally unprecedented beneath the Northampton gloom. The band was Bauhaus. The foreboding, atmospheric sound was eventually dubbed gothic rock. Music…

Scary-Fun Flashlight Hike

We like to hike at night, but last time out, we’re pretty sure we saw a zombie gnawing on some fresh man meat. Or it could’ve been a rock formation. At any rate, if you have any sort of qualms about the dark, don’t go on this kinda-creepy pitch-black trip…

Wolf Trap: Phoenix Suns vs. Minnesota Timberwolves Here Tonight

A mid-January game against the Minnesota Timberwolves is no big D, right? The playoffs-bound Phoenix Suns will ring up these bottom-feeding fools without stainin’ their sweats, yo? Wrong on both counts. And that “playoff-bound” part is dicey, in and of itself. Everyone but the Suns seems to realize that every…

Wolf Trap

Good news for the Phoenix Suns: Tonight’s opponents are the Minnesota Timberwolves, mainstays of the NBA’s bottom-feeding contingent. Bad news: Like many NBA dogs, the T-Wolves historically give the Suns fits, though the Big Cactus and crew did pull off a 110-102 win in Minneapolis back on November 26. Really…

Sweet and Lowdown

If you want to appeal to the better angels of our nature, seduce our inner demons. That’s the plan at SWAY Events’ Sugar & Champagne, a fundraiser for H.E.R.O. (Human & Equal Rights Organizers) that features “indulgent” eats, “decadent” drinks, and lounge-music spins by bad-boy PHX DJ William Fucking Reed…

You’re Not High

After the Philadelphia Eagles stunned the top-seeded New York Giants on January 11 at the Jersey Meadowlands, a friend e-mailed us the following missive: “Am I on crack, or are the Arizona Cardinals about to host the NFC Championship Game against the Eagles?” Nope, we’re not collectively hammered on gutter…

Inaugural Dinner for Barack Obama

About the only thing this swank culinary experience will lack is, uh, Barack Obama. Tea Loft owners and Virginia natives Glynis and Eric Legrand aim to capture this “amazing moment in time” with an evening-long celebration to warm even the most crimson of Red State hearts. Amenities include a cocktail…