Ask a Mexican on the Prison Problem and Mexican Pantry Staples

With the current state and federal prison system spitting out even harder criminals due to overcrowding and gang activity allowed to a certain degree by the “system,” while considering the small percentage of inmates who actually make it out and live a positive life, why are some legislators, government officials,…

Ask a Mexican on Mexico’s Soccer Woes and Mana

I have a Mexican friend at work, and we happened to get in a discussion that started off fine — but I believe that I offended her as the discussion progressed. My intention, of course, was not to do such. We were talking about an upcoming Cinco de Mayo celebration,…

Ask a Mexican on Mexican Apathy and Buchanan’s Whiskey

In a nutshell, you inspired me to rediscover my culture, my pride as a Mexican and love for my people (though is hard to love my own people at times). I’m writing a college paper on Latin American issues — more specifically, on Mexican apathy, which is deeply rooted here…

Ask a Mexican on Mexico’s Indigenous History and the Band Mana

This pregunta has been simmering, like slow-cooking bírria, in my brain for a while and the recent question about whether saying “Viva la Raza” is racist reminded me to ask you. According to José Vasconcelos, the Mexican people are La Raza Cósmica (Cosmic Race); which, to myself at least, seems…

Ask a Mexican on Creepy Behavior and “Free Trade”

My co-worker was driving to work this morning when she realized she was being followed by a Mexican in his vehicle. He followed her for at least three miles on the road, and during this time he waved at her, smiled when she frowned, and even puckered his lips. She…

Ask a Mexican on Viva la Raza

I’m curious as to the meaning of the term “Viva la Raza” that I have often heard expressed by my friends and family. I know what it translates to, but I don’t know why we say it. I happen to be what some call a “half-breed,” and therein lies my…

Ask a Mexican on Premarital Sex and Weapons of Mass Translation

I had a conversation today with an 18-year-old female Mexican co-worker that completely blew me away. She has a 3-month-old baby with her 19-year-old (also Mexican) unemployed boyfriend. They have just found out that she is pregnant again. After listening to her sob about it, I asked her whether she…

Ask a Mexican on Minimum Wage Jobs and Argentinians

So, I walked into Carl’s Jr. the other day and gazed at the dozens of middle-aged women of Mexican descent hustling and bustling around a kitchen. A flawless performance, yet I couldn’t help but think of my days as a youth and the responsibility I learned from my first job…

Ask a Mexican on Palm Trees and the Art of Haggling

I live in La Habra, and I’ve noticed that the local Mexicans have a real affinity for palm trees — the more, the better. Some houses have more than 50 planted in a 10-by-20 frontyard, so many you can’t see the house. What’s up with this? Is this some kind…

Ask a Mexican on Ethnic Pride and Mixta Identity

I’m a U.S.-born Mexican who grew up part of my life in Tijuana. Why do Mexican-Americans from Santa Ana and South Gate always think they’re harder than the rest of us Mexicans, yet their neighborhoods are like a hundred times better than the colonia I grew up in? I mean, they…

Ask a Mexican on Cartel Violence and Tattoos

Recently, a co-worker turned me on to a website that features many videos of unspeakable atrocities the drug cartels are committing in Mexico, many graphically displaying murders and beheadings. I just recently saw one of a woman getting her head cut off with a knife! Now I wish I had…

Ask a Mexican on English Subtitles and Love

In Philadelphia, where I live, there are three Spanish-language stations on regular broadcast television. None of them offer English subtitles. I bet plenty of people of all heritages would like to check out Spanish language television, or the news from Central America or whatever, if we could get subtitles. I…

Ask a Mexican on Mexican Hot Dogs and a Class Note

I went to a Los Angeles Dodgers game today and noticed that they now have Doyer Dogs, which are fucking disgusting and covered in nacho cheese, jalapeños, and chili. Not that it doesn’t have potential, but this is Dodger Stadium here, not a food truck. But my question: Do you…

Ask a Mexican on Guns in Mexico

Like many Americans, I’ve heard about the “Fast and Furious” scandal, in which our own ATF was shown to be guilty of supplying guns that ended up in the hands of the drug cartels. Now, if I say any more, I might be talking about facts that I don’t know,…

Ask a Mexican on Mexican Pride and Speaking English

Although I’m familiar with your column, I don’t read it regularly. But today, I was struck by something you said in a recent column about how Mexicans can make Americans like Mexicans. So I quote: “We called ourselves Spanish, we considered ourselves white.” I’m Mexican, and I consider myself “white” because…