Acronym Über Alles

Let’s get it out of the way up front: KMFDM stands for “Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit,” a German phrase that translates literally to “no pity for the majority.” But KMFDM founder Sascha Konietzko is perfectly okay with the popular theory that his industrial dance band’s name stands for “Kill…

Hot Links: Mesa Museums, Carpool Lanes, and Miss Homeless

The Mesa Historical Museum will close early next year because of lack of revenue and city funding. The museum’s exhibits will be moved to other places, including the Arizona Museum for Youth, where the exhibit “Play Ball: The Cactus League Experience” will be housed…An illegal immigrant who was involved in…

Hot Links: Glendale Light Rail, Mercury Rally, and Mercy Gilbert

State employees in Arizona will retain domestic-partner benefits for the next 12 months, even though the Legislature’s decided to eliminate those benefits in their last budget. The Department of Administration says cutting the benefits before October 2010 could put the state in violation of contract laws…Next week, the Metro light-rail board…

Caffiend: Bawls G33K B33R

Anybody who ever attended a LAN party has seen Bawls, the Guarana-based drink of choice for geeks. This is a reputation Bawls clearly embraces, as they named one of their concoctions “G33K B33R.”G33K B33R is a high-octane root beer that tastes great, like old time Sarsparilla. And the energy rush…

Hot Links: The Quiet Zone, Andre Agassi, and Race for the Cure

Phoenix will get its first railroad quiet zone at the end of this month. The zone, on the southern end of downtown along Harrison Street between Third and Fourth avenues, has to be re-certified each year, and has cost an estimated $100,000 in privately raised money so far…Crews rescued a…

Hot Links: Pat Murphy, Ballers Out, and a Sweat Lodge Rescue

Maricopa County Sheriff’s deputies say they are investigating after someone painted “Kill Obama” in purple spray paint across a pair of political signs in Cave Creek. Sheriff Joe Arpaio says the Secret Service has been contacted, and asks anyone with information to contact his office…Arizona State University baseball coach Pat…

Hot Links: Child Care, Photo Radar, and Free Mercury Tickets

The Arizona Department of Health Services will increase its fees for close to 2,000 child state care facilities. The current licensing fee for child-care providers is $150 for three years. With the increase, licenses will cost between $581 and $13,442, depending on the number of children…It’s been a year since…

Wanda Jackson

Wanda Jackson dated Elvis Presley in the ’50s, and even if she may not have slept with him (“There were things you could and couldn’t do, and my daddy made sure I never crossed that line,” Jackson’s said of the period), just having shared a milk shake with Elvis is…

Wonder Woman

Divine Essence is never at a loss for words. The poet and spoken-word artist has been performing around the Valley for more than seven years, and hosting open mic nights since 2002, when she started a regular spoken-word shindig at Livingston’s soul food restaurant in Scottsdale. When Livingston’s closed, Divine…

Hot Links: Standoffs, Ripoffs, and Blackouts

A Yuma man is in custody after an almost nine-hour standoff with police. Michael McCormick was wanted in connection with several vehicle thefts and burglaries. When police tracked him to a motel, he fled and broke into a trailer home, where the standoff ensued. He eventually surrendered and was taken…

Hot Links: BB Guns, Robin Lopez’s Foot, and a Miracle Baby

Two juveniles were arrested by Phoenix police for allegedly shooting at traffic signs and speed enforcement cameras with BB guns. DPS officers stopped a black Volvo after reports of shots fired on eastbound Interstate 10 and took a male and a female into custody. There were reportedly five juveniles in the…

Caffiend: Xyience’s Xenergy

The Xyience Xenergy drink is “the official energy drink” of the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC). That factoid, combined with all the “x” references in the brand (as in “extreme,” we assume), had us thinking that this drink was gonna either majorly kick our asses or help us kick some major…

Hot Links: Twin Fire, Stolen Laptops, and Laws for Bloggers

All schools in the Williams Unified School District will be closed today because of a fire burning near the city. The blaze, dubbed the Twin Fire, began Friday and scorched 1,000 acres by Sunday night. About 465 fire personnel are battling the blaze…A water line broke near 11th street and…

Hot Links: Williams’ Head, Turf Paradise, and Ho-Ho Intruders

Larry Johnson, a former executive at the Alcor Life Extension Foundation in Scottsdale, has written a book titled Frozen. In the book, Johnson writes that employees at Alcor mishandled baseball legend Ted Williams’ head, with one employee taking baseball-like swings at Williams’ frozen head with a monkey wrench…The Turf Paradise…

Hot Links: Swine Flu Death, Serial Killers, and Animal Control

A Valley teen with no underlying medical conditions died from the H1N1 (swine) flu in early September, according to health officials. The teenager was from Maricopa County, but little else is known about him or her. Officials in Yavapai County reported their first death from swine flu earlier this week…William…