Obscura

The DJ duo of Roya and Funkfinger are the best friends any culture vulture could ever want. Together, the pulchritudinous pair puts on the dynamite dance night Obscura every month at vintage dive bar Rips, 3045 North 16th Street, serenading local scenesters with hot spins of retro Europop hits, ’80s…

The Slants

We’ve seen plenty of staggering acts of nerdery happen at Mike Banks’ comic book emporium over the past five years: geeks going gaga over newly released graphic novels, basement-dwellers engaging in simulated combat, even a couple who named their infant after Luke Skywalker. But one thing we’ve never experienced at…

Rosie’s Revelry

This pub will be a hubbub of activity, beginning with an on-site broadcast of KEZ’s Beth & Friends at 6 a.m. The revelry starts at 11 a.m. with food and drink specials, happy hour from 4 to 7 p.m., bagpipers, step dancing, music from Raun Alosi, and more. Wed., March…

Big-top Bash

Arguably one of the biggest Saint Patrick’s bashes in the entire Valley, Padre’s yearly tent party throwdown will feature face painters, clowns, green beer, corned beef and cabbage, prizes, giveaways, and more. A day-long entertainment schedule kicks off at 2:30 p.m. with the McMorrows, followed by Michael Pat and the…

Tilted Throwdown

Save some scrilla at this Tilted Kilt locations’s extended patio party, as Jack Daniels shots will cost only $3; all domestic drafts, bottled brews, and Jameson will be available for $4; and all import drafts, Irish car bombers and Paddy bombers will go for $5 each. The new Irish “Hooley”…

McFadden’s Merriment

Didja miss out on McFadden’s St. Practice party? Don’t fret, because the same shenanigans and specials will also occur during St. Patrick’s Day (including an open bar until 8 a.m., kegs and green eggs through lunchtime, bagpipes, music, leprechauns, specials, Irish food, games, and more). Wed., March 17, 6-2 a.m.,…

Casey’s Celtic Craic

The members of Flogging Molly will reportedly be hanging out at the renowned oyster house after their show at Tempe Beach Park concludes. While you’re waiting to rub elbows with Dave King and the rest of the band, be sure to partake in the various drink specials, promo giveaways, and…

Bikini Blowout

Ladies wearing their skimpiest swimwear can win fame and fortune at the “Tini-Wini Green Bikini Bash,” where $500 in cash and prizes will be awarded at 12:30 a.m. to the sexiest siren (with $250 going to the runner up). Drink specials include $3 Budweiser and Bud Light aluminum bottles until…

Hemoptysis

Normally, if you’re a band looking for a catchy name, you might want to avoid a word as difficult to spell and pronounce as “hemoptysis.” If, however, you happen to be a retro thrash metal band and the definition of said word is “the expectoration [coughing up] of blood or…

Rock vs. Wrestling

The musical genre of rock ‘n’ roll has had something of a curious symbiotic relationship with the bombastic world of professional wrestling over the past decades. Both experienced major heydays in the 1950s and inevitably became intertwined in the early 80s when such grapplers as the Fabulous Freebirds began using…

South by Southwest Mesa

If you can’t make it to SxSW this year, then SxSW is coming to you…sorta. Indie and underground bands from the across the nation are currently making their way to Austin for the esteemed annual music/film festival (which kicks off tomorrow), including those riding the I-10 all the way to…

Clancy’s Saint Patrick’s Day

The food and fun starts before dawn as green-colored bagels, Irish coffee, green beer, and full breakfasts will be available after 6 a.m. The rest of the day’s activities include lunch service and live music in the outdoor beer garden starting at 11 a.m., a pipe and drum band, games…

Four Play

You awaken one day to find yourself alone in a strange room with four beds. One by one, three other people join you, although you don’t recognize them and nobody else knows why they’re there either. Who are you? A group of amnesiac private-school students? The new cast of the…

St. Patrick’s Day Block Party

The folks behind Scottsdale’s Ultimate Block Party on New Year’s Eve are “going green” with a St. Patrick’s Day Block Party at Craftsman Court. Wed., March 17, 6 p.m., 2010…

St. Patrick’s Day

The Turf and Séamus McCaffrey’s, 18 West Monroe Street, are banding together with Ollie the Trolley to transport patrons back and forth between the two spots. After 4 p.m., $10 gets you in to both bars. Wed., March 17, 9-2 a.m., 2010…

St. Patrick’s Day

Séamus McCaffrey’s and The Turf, 705 North 1st Street, are banding together with Ollie the Trolley to transport patrons back and forth between the two spots. After 4 p.m., $10 gets you in to both bars. Wed., March 17, 9-2 a.m., 2010…

St. Patrick’s Day

Fibber’s hosts an outdoor celebration with live music, food, and other festive concessions. Wed., March 17, noon-2 a.m., 2010…

St. Patrick’s Day

For all you early birds, the party at D’Arcy McGee’s starts with the KUPD Morning Crew, breakfast, and Bloody Marys. The shindig raves with live entertainment and food. Wed., March 17, 6-1 a.m., 2010…

Runner’s High

The natural high. Some have snagged it by smoking bananas, eating nutmeg, or placing halved ping-pong balls over their eyes and listening to symphonic prog. But for runners, the titillation goes with the territory, as do ice baths, frequent urination, and nipple burn. Sprinters of all sorts converge to share…

Waste Deep

It’s amazing what we can do with garbage. Roads are paved with rubber from discarded tires. Boutiques sell purses crafted from gum wrappers. Even this year’s Olympic medals were partially made from electronic waste. Amazing. Check out clothing made entirely from trash in the free public exhibit “Recycle Runway: Reclaimed…

Get Your Kicks

We heart Conspire. We really do. However, we’ve noticed a theme while waiting for a cup of the best coffee in town: the patrons are always bitching about something, ranging from what we need to do to change the world to the mean meter maid that just dolled out parking…

Bull Market

As much as we love sports, sometimes there’s just too much strategy involved. With all of the critical thinking required in modern life, it’s nice to find mindless entertainment that we don’t have to wrap our heads around. That’s why we’re heading down to Jobing.com Arena, 9400 West Maryland Avenue…