Abridge on the River Kwai

They’ve done it to American history, the Bard, the Bible, and classic literature, and now the “bad boys of abridgement” in Reduced Shakespeare Company have distilled Tinseltown to its basest (and, one assumes, most amusing) elements. In Completely Hollywood (abridged), RSC’s Austin Tichenor and his henchmen skewer 175 of American…

Phoenix Suns vs. Washington Wizards

The Suns host Antawn Jamison (pictured) and the lowly Wizards, who are in a heated battle with Memphis, Sacramento, and the L.A. Clippers for the No. 1 pick in the draft. Sat., March 21, 7 p.m., 2009…

At Last…

Perhaps terms like “living legend” get thrown around a little too frequently in the music world, but it’s hard to argue with Etta James’ resume. She’s a Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award winner, a member of the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame and has a star on the Hollywood Walk…

Mötley Crüe’s Crüe Fest

The concert film was shot at Toronto’s Molson Amphitheater, and also features performances by Buckcherry, Trapt, Sixx A.M., and Papa Roach captured during the Crüe Fest 1 tour. Thu., March 19, 8 p.m., 2009…

Hex-Men Evolution

When members of Mr. Kline and the Wizards of Time broke it off in 2007 to pursue solo endeavors, the scene lost a kickass band. But then Michael Porter and Andy Hiller formed the new Wizards of Time, and instead of ripping off the initial incarnation, the two front men…

BANNED Plays On

Local punks Johnny Volume and Tyler King are making like The Jeffersons. More specifically, they’re taking their long-running punk rock weekly, BANNED, and “movin’ on up” to Jugheads starting on Thursday, March 19. The night debuted in late 2006 at Stray Cat Bar & Grill as “BANNED in Tempe,” where…

Arty Girl: The Kitchenette Closes

Well, gosh darn it, this bit of news came across my desk today.The Kitchenette, a teeny photography gallery tucked away on Roosevelt Row (just east of five15 arts) is closing its doors after five years. The often unnoticed gallery has been a steady, reliable source for finding local photographers and…

Arty Girl: Watch Echelman Public Art Construction Live!

Get ready to read the shortest blog ever…Well, waddya know? The net to Janet Echelman’s public art sculpture “Her Secret Is Patience” is going up today!You can watch it happen live here. Also, read writer Kathleen Vanesian’s article about the sculpture here.Fun!…

Arty Girl: Janet Echelman Public Art Sculpture Update

According to the Phoenix Office of Arts and Culture website, crews were set to complete the Janet Echelman public artwork sculpture,  in the Downtown Civic Space by the end of last week.This monumental sculpture (formerly referred to as, “Sky Bloom” but recently named by Echelman as “Her Secret is Patience”)…

5 Geeky Activities to Do This Week

Woo-hoo! Today is St. Patrick’s Day — one of the best excuses to wear green, go out and drink lots of (green) beer, get hammered (and feel green). Or, if you’re a geek, stay home and feed your current WOW: Wrath of the Lich King addiction while noshing a green…

Arty Girl: Poet Cynthia Hogue

So all of us arty weirdos have probably been to a poetry reading or poetry slam at least once.Ask anyone who knows me…bad poetry being read aloud in an overly-dramatic-high-school-thespian way is my personal hell. Anytime I’ve seen an amateur poetry reading, I either leave immediately or get completely soused…

Arty Girl: James G. Davis at Riva Yares Gallery

When I’m driving alone in my car, I do really weird things.No, nothing like that, you perv.I practice telling stories. It’s not on purpose or anything, but, I’ll be thinking about my destination; who will be there, what the conversation will be like and how I’m going to win them…

Last House on the Left Has Rape, Revenge and Yawning

“That was the most offensive display of sexualized violence I have ever seen,” one wilting fellow in need of a camphor hankie was overheard saying in the elevator. Such blanching is the reaction Last House on the Left is trolling for, but I doubt it will be typical. Permissibility has…

Rabbit Hole at the Herberger Dumbs Down Death

I kept thinking about John Lennon as I watched Actors Theatre of Phoenix’s Rabbit Hole the other night. Specifically, about how Paul McCartney was widely quoted as having said simply, “What a drag!” upon learning that his friend and former collaborator had died. I was mindful of this because that…

The Green Party

There’s a particular word in Irish slang that perfectly sums up the spirit behind St. Patrick’s Day: craic. Pronounced “crack,” it usually signifies that boisterous good times are afoot, thanks to a merry mix of alcohol, music, and maybe even some debauchery. So it goes without saying that the craic…

Anthony Rapp

Actor Rapp, who originated the role of Mark Cohen in the original Broadway production of Rent, reprised it in the film, and continues to portray Cohen in the traveling production currently playing at Gammage Auditorium, signs his book Without You: A Memoir of Love, Loss, and the Musical Rent. Wed.,…

Bohemian Rhapsodies

Rent — Jonathan Larson’s rock-operatic update of Puccini’s La Bohème — has always cut across the grain of American theater. First, it’s an update of La Bohème, and (true) opera and Broadway generally don’t play well together. Second, its plot about an AIDS-ravaged bohemian arts commune always seemed a little…

Rock Art Tour

Dr. Amy Douglass leads a trek up the popular Tempe butte to see examples of the prehistoric Hohokam petroglyphs that still exist in the preserve. Thu., March 12, 10 a.m., 2009…