Shut Up Little Man! Is an Achievement in Vitriol

Recent research suggests that swearing — as in cursing, cussing, or unleashing any stream of invective that newspaper comics would render as furious punctuation — is something more than a reflex response to life’s agonies. It might actively help to relieve those agonies. If that’s the case, then maybe it’s…

Real Steel Has a Semblance of Human Emotion

Charlie Kenton (Hugh Jackman) is a two-bit trainer traveling the state fair circuit in a not-too-distant future. His line is robot fighting, a sport that has absorbed the audience for boxing, MMA, and, apparently, demolition derby. After a tough match leaves Charlie ‘bot-less, he gets news that his ex-girlfriend, with…

John Sayles Brings the Philippine-American War Into the 21st Century

John Sayles’ Amigo aspires more to educate than entertain, but it’s no less engrossing for that. Torn from the pages of history, if not those of Sayles’ recently published, epic turn-of-the-20th-century novel A Moment in the Sun, the movie harks back to America’s first real imperial adventure — the bloody…

No Festival Required Screens MALLS R US at Trinity Cathedral

A church may seem like an odd spot for a screening of a documentary about American mall culture, but this Tuesday, Steve Weiss will pull down the screen, set up the projector, and open the doors to Downtown’s Trinity Cathedral for a special viewing of MALLS R US. Weiss, who…

50/50: Cancer Memoir Meets Seth Rogen Comedy

One single scene captures the tricky tonal balance of Jonathan Levine’s cancer comedy 50/50. Adam, the straight-edge radio producer played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt, has just finished his first round of chemotherapy. It was tough, but the kindly gents IV’d next to him (Philip Baker Hall and Matt Frewer) made it…

Real Steel: Hugh Jackman Can’t Beat These Five Ass-Kicking Robots

​Yes, I really do think Real Steel looks like a Hollywood adaptation of the 1964 toy Rock’em Sock’em Robots. Halfway through the trailer, I half expected to see Hugh Jackman’s mechanical counterpart uppercut his opponent’s block right off his shoulders with a white, clanking spine piece still protruding from the body. A…

Five Shows on Our The ’90s Are All That Wishlist

Cashing in on the (ever younger) nostalgia market is proving to be seriously lucrative. There’s a Footloose reboot, a ’90s music revival (note: not sugary pop, but moody grunge), and dressing like Seinfeld’s Elaine Benes is all the rage. It’s easy to ignore or honestly be unaware of the majority…

Five Upcoming Must-See Indie Films

There’s no shortage of major studio movies coming out this fall. This weekend, Moneyball (starring Brad Pitt) comes out, and October will see the release of Paranormal Activity 3 and remakes of The Thing and Footloose.But if you’re not interested in seeing yet another remake of an old blockbuster, or…

Footloose: Cut. Foot. Loose.

When they’re not doing awesome relationship stuff like watching endless loops of 30 Rock episodes on Netflix and figuring out what a vegan and omnivore should make for dinner, New Times writers Becky Bartkowski and Jason Woodbury go to the movies.Last night they went to see Footloose. Yup, a remake of the…

The Formulas Work in Moneyball

At the time of this writing, the Oakland Athletics sit at a distant third in the American League West, 18 games behind the Texas Rangers managed by Ron Washington, once the first-base coach under A’s wonderboy Billy Beane. The A’s have not had a winning season since making the playoffs…

Gainsbourg: A Heroic Life: Trying to Fit the French Idol Into a Biopic Box

Sometimes it’s easier for life to imitate art than vice versa — witness French cartoonist Joann Sfar’s first feature, an ambitious attempt to cage the career of legendary French singer-songwriter-scamp Serge Gainsbourg (1928-91), né Lucien Ginsburg, within the confines of a commercial showbiz biopic. Sfar’s Gainsbourg: A Heroic Life is…

Glendale 9 Drive-In Shows Free Movies Thursday

Businesses may close, but nostalgia never dies.The Scottsdale 6 drive-in closed last week after more than 34 years, but that doesn’t mean there’s nowhere to go in the Valley for a slice of drive-in Americana. For starters, there’s William LeGoullon’s exhibition of drive-in theater photographs, “Intermission,” opening at Bokeh Gallery…