5 Terrible TV Lawyers You’d Totally Hire

Ineptitude is almost an endearing quality in television characters, so long as there’s a hint of charm within. And while hapless goons frequent many tried tropes and formulaic sitcoms, very few of them remain as lovable as the shitty lawyer. Bad lawyers have been a staple of television going as…

Genius Dramatizes Editor Maxwell Perkins’ Shaping of Thomas Wolfe

If you can get past the spectacle of British and Australian actors portraying some of the most important figures of 20th-century American literature, Genius is a good example of a prestige pic that is not only literate but surprisingly vibrant. It’s the story of the tumultuous relationship between hot-tempered, Asheville-born…

Anna Rose Holmer’s The Fits Makes Growing Up a Fight for Grace

In Anna Rose Holmer’s The Fits, emotion becomes motion and psychology becomes space. It’s a coming-of-age story, but Holmer mostly eschews dialogue and standard storytelling devices; she tells her tale through movements and patterns and the way that she films them. The Fits follows Toni (Royalty Hightower), an 11-year-old tomboy…

Léa Seydoux Enthralls in a Patchy Diary of a Chambermaid

Octave Mirbeau’s The Diary of a Chambermaid, a 1900 novel about the depravities in all social strata written from the point of view of a servant named Célestine, has famously been adapted twice before, by two of cinema’s immortals. Benoît Jacquot’s uneven take on the material won’t challenge the stature…

Therapy for a Vampire Nails the Look of the Horror it Lampoons

When commercials for Mel Brooks’ Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995) ran on Channel One at my high school, I was ready. Vampire movies had dominated the late ‘80s and early ‘90s, and at last a slapstick comedy was set to lampoon all that arty melodrama. High school me couldn’t…

The Fuller House Finale: ‘Til Next Season, We Do Part

After spending 13 episodes catching up on life with them, we’ll miss our old familiar friends DJ, Kimmy, Stephanie and the rest of the Fuller House gang. This finale hardly felt like one, probably because we knew that there will be a second season of the show before we even…

Why Steven Spielberg’s Jaws Still Has Bite, 41 Years Later

When Joe Fortunato was 7 years old, he refused to get into the bathtub. Or go swimming in his cousin’s pool. Or join the family’s annual summer beach trip. “My mom took me to see Jaws,” Fortunato says, before adding with a laugh, “We can question my mother’s parenting skills.”…

The New Conjuring Can’t Measure Up to the Old Conjuring

Back in 2013, James Wan’s The Conjuring represented the high point of a wave of mainstream horror that showed there was still value in old-school scares — that there was life beyond torture porn and slick slasher reboots. It was a ghost story-turned-possession thriller that mined terror out of the…

TMNT: Out of the Shadows and Out of Ideas

There’s something satisfying about hearing Tyler Perry, as mad scientist Baxter Stockman, say the words “Eliminate those turtles,” but it’s not quite novel enough to bring Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows up to street level and out of the sewers. Early on, giant squid-like brain Krang (Brad…

Netflix’s Suspenseful Happy Valley Focuses on Police Work as Social Work

If mid-century pulp and noir gave us the cynical, quippy hardboiled detective, then Peak TV has given birth to its successor: the charbroiled cop, a bitter, corrupt, philandering, violent, addicted, nihilistic or just psychotic contemporary crime fighter. The supposed irony of this figure is that he (almost always a he)…

At Its Best, Lonely Island’s Popstar Blows Up Our Pop Moment

It’s a feat to out-idiot TMZ culture. In achieving that, the fake-doc white-rapper satire Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping is a breakthrough for studio comedies, which here at last catch up to the metabolism and meaninglessness of the internet age. In its generous, frenetic first hour, Popstar’s jokes and parodies…

Yes, Comedies Look Better Than They Used to. Brandon Trost Is Why.

“Did I want to shoot comedies?” asks Brandon Trost, director of photography on two of this summer’s funniest films, Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping and Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising. “It’s funny — not at all.” But then came MacGruber, Jorma Taccone’s 2010 SNL film.“The director wanted me because I wasn’t…

Tsangari’s Chevalier Studies a Man-Pack in Competition

With the perfect timing of a deadpan comic and the keen observational skills of a zoologist, Athina Rachel Tsangari highlights just how bizarre the most banal of human activities can be. In Attenberg (2010), the filmmaker’s previous feature, walking itself is presented as a deranged means by which to move…

Fuller House Episode 12: The Ballad of Sacrificial Girl Power

Each week, we will be recapping the first season of Fuller House, episode by episode. Please, we beg you, no more musical numbers.  As we near the end of season one, our spirits were buoyed seeing our main ladies make some significant strides in their professional lives during the previous…

10 Best Things to Do in Metro Phoenix This Weekend

New Times picks the best things to do in metro Phoenix from Friday, May 27, through Sunday, May 29. For more options, see our online curated calendar of events.  9 Muses Think back to the Homeric epics studied (or Sparknote-d) in high school and you may remember that history’s longest-winded writer…