The Greatest Show Unearthed
“That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, it’s everything you’ve never wanted in a circus and much, much less–like a lip-smackin’, finger-poppin’, high-steppin’, limboin’, bimboin’ barrel full of drunken monkeys! Fun, fun, fun, c’mon down. Hankering for a cantankerous, prankerous, panky-hankerous spank? Freaks, geeks and butt cheeks! Practiced pandemonium! Concentrated idiocy, just…