Fried: Spicy Harissa Fries at Fez on Central

When Joe Lieberman is speaking, ya need a little spice … by Sarah Fenske I was gonna order the salad, I swear. Everyone warned me that once I turned 30, my metabolism would suddenly take a nosedive. This did not happen: I continued to eat like a horse and never…

Shelf Life: I Ate Toxic Waste Tonight

By Wynter Holden Tonight, I went head to head in a schoolyard-style challenge that pitted my sensitive girlie palette against my man’s testosterone-fueled taste buds. At first sight of Candy Dymamics’ Toxic Waste Hazardously Sour Candy at the Dollar Tree on Kyrene & Chandler Blvd., I literally cackled. The yellow…

Veggie Boy: Blue Burrito Grille

By Benjamin Leatherman Who needs Taco Bell when you’ve got the Blue Burrito Grille? Maybe it’s just me, but it seemed abnormally cool and breezy this past weekend. It was toasty, yes, but I wasn’t getting baked by the usually badass late-August temps that melt your teeth. (Maybe Mother Nature…

It Came From My Cupboard: Eat My Spotted Dick

by Robrt L. Pela Mr. Grossman couldn’t resist it. And who can blame him? A tin of Spotted Dick (a traditional English steamed dessert containing currants, typically served either with custard or butter and brown sugar) is an hilarious thing, at least if you’re an American. And so he bought…

Veggie Boy vs. the Corn Refiners Association

By Benjamin Leatherman Courtesy of nataliedee.com I received a pretty good response to my debut edition of Veggie Boy earlier this week, including a bunch of e-mails and comments giving kudos to my review of Soma Café in north Phoenix. One of the more interesting missives was an e-mail from…

Bartenders & Baristas: Jorge Cacho at The Cherry Pit

By Wynter Holden 28-year-old flairtenderJorge Cacho is a real-life movie sidekick. You know, the “super nice best friend” type who’s perpetually single until some blonde bombshell gets wise and jumps his bones. Don’t believe it? Just rent Hitch or The Holiday and you’ll see. Cacho isn’t handsome in the traditional…

Farewell, Plaid Eatery

By Michele Laudig I never had a fair chance to say goodbye to Plaid Eatery, as this cute, vegetarian-friendly Tempe hangout quietly closed this summer while school was out. Makes me wonder if it was the economy, or what — and how many other little joints are shutting their doors…

Willo? Weep For Me.

by Robrt L. Pela There’s this beautiful little grocery across the street from my house in downtown Phoenix where I go from time to time when I feel like being ignored by dark-haired 22-year-old men who’d rather be doing something other than working in a boutique-y market. I stop there…

Brew Review: Hitachino Nest Red Rice Ale

By Jonathan McNamara “Can I help you find something,” said a genuinely enthusiastic grocery store employee as I stood in front of the beer section. “No thanks,” I replied. “I’ve found what I was after, I’m just trying to decide which one of these to get.” I was referring to…

Budget Beat: Ranch House Grille

By Jay Bennett There’s no shortage of cooler, hipper, trendier, more unique breakfast joints in the Valley, but there may be no better morning spot around than the unassuming, totally uncool — and proud of it — Ranch House Grille, on East Thomas Road near 56th Street. It’s been only…

New chef at Estate House: Gio Osso takes over for Ron Dimas

By Michele Laudig The word on the street is that there have been big changes at Estate House, the mansion-like fine-dining spot at SouthBridge, Fred Unger’s upscale Scottsdale shopping and restaurant complex across the canal from the Scottsdale Waterfront. Ron Dimas, the executive chef who opened the restaurant six months…

Simple Suppers at Noca: Special deal this weekend

By Michele Laudig Talk to the food fanatics around town, and Noca’s got the buzz du jour, which is saying a lot for a three-and-a-half-week-old restaurant. I won’t name any names, but the place has been crawling with local chefs, celebs, and even some restaurants critics. (And no, I’m not…

Shelf Life: Have it your way at Dollar Tree?

By Wynter Holden So, apparently clogging your arteries with greasy fast food just isn’t enough for Burger King. No longer satisfied with their meager billion-dollar business, they’ve scored some valuable real estate on supermarket shelves with Burger King Ketchup & Fries potato chips. I can appreciate the need for a…

What do Yelpers really think about free food?

By Michele Laudig Wow — I just stumbled on to a fascinating Yelp discussion about whether or not the Yelpers think it’s okay to accept free food in exchange for a (possibly) favorable review on the popular everyone’s-a-critic website. I’d secretly hoped that the majority of Yelp postings were sincere,…

Gross Out: Sprinkles Cupcakes Gets Iced by County Inspectors

By Amy Silverman I admit it, I’m shallow. About as deep as a cupcake, as long as it’s a super-cute, tasty one. Which is a good part of why I’m willing to pooh-pooh the county’s most recent inspection report of Sprinkles Cupcakes, the boutique confectionary that finally opened earlier this…

Veggie Boy: Soma Cafe

My new favorite meal deal: Soma Cafe’s veggie burger and strawberry-kiwi iced green tea. Sometimes life is filled with happy coincidences. Like when my bosses here at Phoenix New Times recently announced they were looking for someone to take over the vegetarian dining beat for Chow Bella after the illustrious…

What the Fork?: Heavenly herbs at Thai Elephant

By Wynter Holden Holy basil. I giggled like a schoolgirl when I saw this heavenly sounding herb on the menu at Thai Elephant in downtown Phoenix. You know when something you see or hear just makes you bust a gut laughing — and no one else at your table seems…

New in September: Sushi Roku, Rita’s Kitchen, and R Bar

By Michele Laudig It seems like everybody’s looking forward to Labor Day weekend, but now there’s something to look forward to after the big holiday: restaurant openings! For some reason it feels like the whole city starts to wake up in September, even though the heat isn’t going anywhere. W…