Brew Review: The Carling iPint

By Jonathan McNamara Before we get on to the brew, I’d like to ask you to read past the jump to learn about the first (potentially of many depending on how this one goes) Brew Review contest. Please read to the end! Carling is a familiar beer brand to anyone…

Cafe: Playing With Fire

For this week’s Cafe column New Times visited Eddie’s House in Old Town Scottsdale and Christopher’s Restaurant and Crush Lounge situated next to Saks at Biltmore Fashion Park to photograph the atmosphere of the two restaurants. From the stacks of plates waiting for their destinies in Eddie’s House’s dining room…

Budget Beat: Paisley Violin

By Jay Bennett Since being turned on to Paisley Violin by a co-worker a couple of weeks ago, I’ve been raving about the place to just about anybody who will listen. I know I’m a latecomer to its greatness, but better late than never, right? Situated in an old, standalone…

The Skinny: Chino Bandido Takee Outee

By Wynter Holden Yes, you read the title right. If you haven’t already heard of Chino Bandido — or seen their mustachioed, sombrero-wearing panda mascot — you might be a bit shocked, even offended. In this age of political correctness it’s a miracle that such a place exists. That being…

Hopsquatch Attacks!

He’s monstrously large and covered in hops. Luckily for you, he only exists on a label…or so we hope. Hopsquatch, a frighteningly powerful Barleywine from Four Peaks, is currently available for those lucky enough to make it to the Four Peaks brewery before the keg runs out. The stuff is…

Fried: Cheesy macaroni bites at Jack In the Box

Macaroni and cheese, plus the deep fat fryer … by Sarah Fenske Macaroni-and-cheese is one of God’s perfect foods. Whether it’s a high-end version with lobster over at The Capital Grille, the kind your mother made with potato chips on top, or even the kind you make just by adding…

Shelf Life: Gummy pig parts

By Wynter Holden There are a few horrible fads that I wish I could erase from my memory. Like those singing fish plaques. Furbies. Parachute pants. And this: Somewhere along the line between Survivor, Fear Factor and the Travel Channel’s Bizarre Foods, watching other people eat disgusting, scary food became…

Mojito Masterclass at Sanctuary

By Jonathan McNamara I walked up to the two hostesses with bleach-blonde hair wearing mint green dresses. Earlier, they’d ushered me into this Bacardi-sponsored “Mojito Masterclass” at Sanctuary on Camelback Mountain with a smile at the door and a quick check on the guest list. Now, they were mingling with…

Gross Out: Live Roaches Crawling on the Food at Cyclo

By Amy Silverman This one makes me sad. I love Cyclo, the innovative, funky Vietnamese restaurant in Chandler. Apparently the Maricopa County restaurant inspectors didn’t love it so much, during their most recent inspection, July 17. (It should be noted that this was the only “no award” inspection online for…

It Came From My Cupboard: Feeling Salty

by Robrt L. Pela Here’s a friendly note to my friends and family: Stop buying me salt shakers. I’m done collecting them. I have 136 of them now, and that’s enough. So, seriously, enough already. Thanks…

What the Fork?: Get Sauced

By Wynter Holden It all started at a recent weekend brunch. Things were running pretty smoothly, until two of the girls at the table next to me started a vicious sauce debate that threatened to come to blows. Or at least a good catfight. Now, don’t get me wrong, I…

Top Chef at Phoenix Public Market

By Jonathan McNamara The Summer heat didn’t slow Downtown Phoenix Public Market down a bit this Saturday. While just across the street early morning people scrambled to get a seat at Matt’s Big Breakfast, market shoppers selected fresh produce, traded crafts and oh yeah, got autographs from Top Chef cast…

Kook’s Korner: Tongue Me!

by Robrt L. Pela I’m not a fussy eater, but I draw the line at eating stuff that’s going to be tasting me while I’m tasting it. And if I were going to eat tongue, I certainly wouldn’t want it in a casserole. With corn. Trust me. This little number,…

Bartenders & Baristas: Crista MacKenzie at Chez Nous

By Wynter Holden Bartender Crista MacKenzie of Chez Nous in Phoenix is every man’s dream girl — a lot of sugar, with just a touch of spice. She doesn’t drink much, loves her native Arizona and is devoted to her four-month-old son. Aww…how sweet. If not for the blue-tinged platinum…

Brew Review: Hitachino Nest’s White Ale

By Jonathan McNamara Any experienced Japan-o-phile can tell you that the country’s major beers taste pretty much the same. It’s true. Whether your slugging down a Sapporo, Kirin, Asahi or Ebisu you won’t know which one you’re drinking for sure unless you look at the label. Mind you, this isn’t…

Cafe: Popping Corks

A salad’s a salad, right? Leafy bits with some sliced veggies or fruits thrown in to the mix. Perhaps you like to add a handful of nuts for texture or even crumbles of cheese for a sour contrast of taste. What about caramel corn? Anyone add that? I thought not…

Budget Beat: Thai Basil

By Jay Bennet It’s amazing how many Thai restaurants exist in the Valley. I’ve been to several but have touched only the proverbial tip of the iceberg, and I’m pleased to report that none of them flat-out sucks (well, there is a certain Thai place on Camelback that provided such…

The Skinny: 75 Thai Taste

By Wynter Holden Eating Asian food while on a diet can be a tricky proposition for an American diner. You’d think that Thai, Chinese and Japanese eats would automatically equal diet-friendly. I mean, proportionally (pun intended), how many overweight people live in these countries vs. the U.S.? Asian obesity rates…

Wine bar Cork pops a little creativity into each dish

There are a lot of good restaurants in the southeast part of town, but besides Kai, at Wild Horse Pass, the options aren’t very exotic. But now there’s a new spot that just might give foodies an excuse to head to south Chandler. It’s called Cork, and although it hasn’t…

Fried: Ika Kara Age at Hana Japanese Eatery

It’s squidalicious! by Sarah Fenske I have the occasional good fortune to dine with a 15-year-old — and no, I’m not kidding when I call it “good fortune.” This kid is an adventurous eater with a knack for ordering. He’s introduced me to the world’s most amazing sea urchin, an…