Joan Jett & the Blackhearts

Don’t fuck with Joan Jett. The leather-lovin’ singer-songwriter turns 46 this year, and she’s come a long way since her prepubescent days with Kim Fowley’s all-girl garage band, The Runaways. And if you thought she looked tough in the 1982 video for “I Love Rock N’ Roll,” you should see…

The Elected

Who cries for Graham Coxon or Scott Kannberg? A better question: How many people even know their names? They are The Other Songwriters, talented individuals who will go down in musical history as merely the sidemen for more distinctive songwriters, respectively Blur’s Damon Albarn and Pavement’s Stephen Malkmus. Once they…

Minus the Bear, Rocky Votolato

While Seattle’s Minus the Bear features winding, sometimes jarring guitar work that calls to mind D.C. post-core and math rock, the band’s tone is more in keeping with Built to Spill. Songs melt by with an easygoing fluidity that belies the dense swirl that often envelops them in a hazy,…

Korn

Last year was a fascinating one for Korn: Guitarist Brian “Head” Welch found Jesus and quit the band (i.e., the “Korn Holy, Oh!” incident), and the remaining foursome found The Matrix (the production team known for its work with Hilary Duff, Avril Lavigne, and Liz Phair), which helped guide the…

New Times DJ Competition

Once a year, we at New Times have the pleasure of sending a local beat-mechanic off to Miami during the dance-centric Winter Music Conference to play for thousands of people at the Ultra Music Festival. But before that happens, you have the chance to see the contenders throw down, with…

Goblin Cock

The video for Goblin Cock’s “Stumped” features girl softball players, comic books, and bad special-effects robots — three sure signs that, while the band’s music wouldn’t be out of place on a mix tape with Sabbath’s, these guys aren’t your ordinary metal band. This is metal for the ironic indie…

Elefant

Unless you’re a barfly or an Enzyte stockholder, “stiff” isn’t a very fetching adjective. At best, it connotes cold reserve and efficiency; at worst, it means corpse. And yet stiff will go down as the prevalent rock descriptor of the early ’00s, when The Strokes and Interpol appropriated plenty of…

Single Going Steady

“I feel like I come off as a crackpot,” local singer-songwriter Brodie Hubbard admits to me. We’re discussing his travails as a young solo artist in a city that’s not especially conducive to such endeavors. “It’s really easy to make a joke out of me. I’m not a real musician.”…

Shacking Up

Armed with a terrific new album, Pandelirium, Nashville’s Th’ Legendary Shack*Shakers are bringing their greasy, Southern-fried combo of blues, punk, polka and old-school rockabilly — presented live, like a Pentecostal tent revival meets Theater of the Absurd — back to town. We caught up with Shack*Shakers front man/ringleader Colonel J.D…

Hit Makers

Rock stars love to fight each other — not just battles of words, but honest-to-goodness physical beatdowns — almost as much as they love to snort drugs, hump groupies, cash fat checks from the record label, and, oh yeah, write songs. We’re reminded of this fact because Scott Stapp (the…

Asylum Street Spankers

With their rapid-fire subversive stabs, Asylum Street Spankers are like a Family Guy hootenanny. This Austin, Texas, outfit has devoted entire albums to irking the easily offended. Spanker Madness skewered the war on drugs, and Dirty Ditties lived up to its title, producing “The Scrotum Song” (“It’s my wrinkly, crinkly…

Matt Pond PA

The kind of group that exists just beneath the radar, sneaking onto mix tapes and performing as the unknown but charming opener for a wide range of better-known acts, Matt Pond PA has always written great melodies. Formed when the band’s titular head moved from New England to Pennsylvania, the…

Wicked Wisdom

Poker night at the Smith house, November 2004 . . . Jada Pinkett Smith: I see that 25 and raise 500. Abe Vigoda: Whoa, that’s too rich for me! Jackie Chan: Yeah, me too. I’m out. Jada Pinkett Smith: What about you, baby? Will Smith: I wanna keep going with…

OK Go, Motion City Soundtrack, and Plain White Ts

OK Go scored right out of the box with its memorable shit-talking single “Get Over It,” which epitomized the band’s fun-loving, amped-up power-pop. Riding a mix of crashing post-punk guitars and bouncy New Wave rhythms, this is a party band with real skills, not unlike fellow Illinois natives Cheap Trick,…

Soweto Gospel Choir

The Soweto Gospel Choir, a South African troupe that includes some 30 members, is one of the most inspiring musical performances you’ll see this year. Under the direction of choir leaders David Mulovhedzi and Beverly Bryer, the group delivers elegiac layers of harmony in eight African languages from 11 separate…

The M’s

Women of the future, prepare to shake your hips. There’s a blast of fresh air coming from the Windy City, and it’s coming straight from the roaring amps and tightly wound voices of Chicago band The M’s. Future Women, the group’s second album, is chock-full of reasons to do the…

Public Enemy

While most “Golden Era” hip-hoppers have retired to community social clubs or made halfhearted, half-cracked attempts at reliving bygone days, Public Enemy has kept chipping away at the cornerstone. While on a seeming hiatus since Apocalypse 91, Chuck D, Flava Flav, and newest addition Paris have designed a sound through…

Arctic Monkeys

For this week’s American debut of the Arctic Monkeys, bullshit deflectors have been readied in droves. And for good reason: The debut’s hype, British record-breaking sales figures and critical raves are getting more attention than the actual songs in question, a fact that demands an immediate red flag (yet, strangely,…

Prefuse 73

Scott Herren’s recent work has drawn criticism for sounding too similar to his early breakthrough recordings (particularly Vocal Studies + Uprock Narratives). He often uses the same melodies — a soft, melodic arpeggio of keys — on all of his recordings, a tendency that frequently appears on Security Screenings, his…

10,000 Leagues Below the Funk

If you’re digging the broken sound of breakbeats and the pulsating pound of drum ‘n’ bass, peruse the plethora of peeps who’ll be spinning at 10,000 Leagues Below the Funk on Saturday, March 4. This massive aquatic-themed, rave-style event features three stages with more than a dozen DJs from around…

Critical Fatwa

All hail Jurassic 5! They were a breath of fresh air, bringing pleasure and fun back to the type of hip-hop listened to by indie-rock fans. But they did not come alone — and the group that came with them, Black Eyed Peas, has turned from a fun bit of…

She Wants Revenge

What do a couple of DJs from the land of milk and honey know about darkness? Quite a bit, it would appear from She Wants Revenge’s self-titled debut, which bubbles with the same debauched, white makeup/black lipstick vibe and downcast synth as British darkwave progenitors Joy Division, Bauhaus, and The…