Rock the Folk OUT!

What do we have here? Imagine the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Now imagine Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, and Larry the Cable Guy transformed into homosexual folk singers with flawless hairlines. Yeah, Rock the Folk OUT! is kinda like that — a confederacy of hyper-earnest singer-songwriters who have joined forces to…

Las Bandas Borrachas

Had your fill of clean-living, yoga-mat rock stars? The kind who avoid meat and alcohol like Brandy Norwood avoids brake pedals? Then go to Club Red on Saturday, when six Valley rock bands will perform as God intended: completely effing wasted. No idle promise — it’s a stone-cold guarantee. According…

You Asked For It: 69 Sins

69 SinsG.F.Y.(Self-released)Phoenix metal act 69 Sins’ debut EP G.F.Y. doesn’t disturb me so much for what it is, as what it hints at. Though it’s a pretty standard metal CD in many ways, there are a few glimmers of what I can only describe as Bro Metal. Now, metal barely…

Club Candids: The Shizz Prom at the Icehouse Tavern

We almost hesitate to tell you what we did this past Saturday night.And this time, it’s not because we happened to drink too much or stumble in our heels or run our mouths to people we hardly know (even though those things did, indeed happen).No, we hesitate because we found…

Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine

Not every rock, pop, or rap tune sounds good jazzified. If you tune your radio dial to that yucky thing called smooth jazz, you’d better have a barf bag handy. But Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, the LOL cover band from the nation’s capital of jazz corniness, Los…

Magnolia Electric Co.

Alt-country poster boy Ryan Adams might get the lion’s share of accolades, but Jason Molina, the driving force behind Magnolia Electric Co., seems more than capable of giving Adams a run for his money. The similarities between the two artists don’t end with their penchant for brooding, alt-country balladry. Both…

Napalm Death

We know what you’re thinking: Napalm Death, the founders of grindcore, circa 1982, are still around? What can they offer the metal world after nearly three decades of sonic brutality and numerous changes in sound and personnel? Well, listen to the group’s newest, Time Waits for No Slaves, and try…

Dredg/Torche

Though San Diego quartet Dredg has toured with Taste of Chaos and major-label metal acts like Hoobastank and Deftones, their atmospheric, undulating sound defies easy categorization. Their willowy guitar drones are melodic enough for post-grunge radio rock, though the arrangements waver, dip, and swerve like a spacey prog act, and…

FUSE Fridays

The intersection of Washington and Second streets in downtown Phoenix is an absolute hip-hop hotspot, as places such as PHX Nightclub and Silver pump out the bumps and beats for thousands of crazed club-goers every weekend. It’s precisely why Sol Martinez and the rest of the peeps behind FUSE Fridays…

You Asked for It: Prehab

PrehabOne is Too Many (A Thousand Is Never Enough)Self-ReleasedIf Prehab’s One is Too Many (A Thousand Is Never Enough) sounds a little too polished to be a debut, there’s good reason. The guys spent five years as The Bedspins in the mid-90s, racking up 500 shows and serving as songwriters…

Club Candids at Band Wagon III

Good causes always hold a special place in our hearts. That’s why we figured we’d check out the third annual Band Wagon Benefit Show on Saturday, April 25th at Modified Arts.The roster was packed with bands Courtney Marie Andrews, Underscore Orkestra, Dry River Yacht Club, Gospel Claws, In Symmetry, Sister…

Flier of the Week: Japanese Monsters

I’m not sure who it is, but I think I have a favorite poster artist in town. For the first time, we’re giving a second Flier of the Week nod to the same band: Japanese Monsters. Their “Sarah Palin with bug” poster won back in November, and now this Lebowski…

St. Madness

Putting a cover song as the second track on your CD is ballsy. Either you’ve got ’em right there, or you’ve lost ’em forever. For a metal act to put a cover of an Ozzy song second on their record? That’s pretty much suicidal. Sure, Ozzy and Sabbath can be…

The Real Coachella

The all-star lineup for this year’s Real Coachella in downtown Phoenix begs the question: Why would anyone waste their precious time driving 3 1/2 hours to the desert wasteland of Indio, California, just to see a bunch of has-beens and never-will-bes performing at an overpriced festival when they can catch…

Unwigged & Unplugged

It’s a testament to the seemingly unflappable pomposity of rock stars the world over that This Is Spinal Tap is as relevant today as it was upon its theatrical release 25 years ago. Over the years, This Is Spinal Tap has become more than just a hilarious send-up of rock…

Joy Electric

The sounds produced by Joy Electric range from kitschy, ’70s-style synth beats to video game-worthy blips — but with rigid song structures. The production on the band’s albums is extraordinary, marking a high point for experimental electronic music. The vocals on each track are sincere, with hints of boyish imagination…

Bootie

If you’re into mash-ups, no doubt you’ve heard of the dope DJ duo A Plus D (a.k.a. Adrian and the Mysterious D. Over the past six years, the punky San Francisco couple have pimped the art form of smashing together songs, either through their own masterful mixes (merging Kanye and…

Black Kids

If their only achievement ends up being hipsters’ awkwardly expressing an affinity for “black kids,” then be ready to hoist the victory banners in celebration. Auspiciously, though, Black Kids have a bit more mettle in their dance-pop mix. Lead singer/guitarist Reggie Youngblood, bassist Owen Holmes, drummer Kevin Show, and Dawn…

Zakk Wylde’s Black Label Society

Two decades after Ozzy Osbourne liberated him from the mean streets of Bayonne, New Jersey, it’s still impossible to pinpoint exactly where Zakk Wylde the rock fan ends and Zakk Wylde the rock god begins. As the teen heir to longtime Osbourne guitarist and co-writer Randy Rhoads, Wylde so idolized…

Britney Spears

You gotta love Britney Spears and her “ventilation issues.” If she’s not flashing her hairless pudenda at grateful paparazzi while spilling out of Paris Hilton’s sports car, she’s taking an unscheduled 30-minute breather in the middle of a recent concert in Canada because of lingering cigarette smoke. Don’t you see?…

You Asked For It: The Package

The PackageBest New Artist(Self-released)What sort of indie band is The Package? The kind of “indie” band that sends us a flier titled “AZ’s Biggest Indie Band Releases Debut Album” despite their only scheduled show being at a small club in Prescott next month. The kind of “indie” band who has…

Club Candids: The Coach House 50th Anniversary

So if there’s a party happening on Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights, we’re going to hit it on the final evening. Call us crazy, but when it comes to partiers we know that the Sunday crowd is the best. If it’s 9 p.m. at a bar on a Sunday, everyone…