Campaign Finance Update: AZ AG to Cease Enforcement of Trigger Reports

  For all you eggheads who like to stay on top of the latest/greatest in campaign finance law, this just in: Arizona Attorney General Terry Goddard says he’ll no longer enforce the state law that requires self-funded candidates to make special funding reports. Those so-called “millionaire candidates,” whose campaign funding…

Naturopathic Doctor Offers 10 Percent Discount for Swine Flu Patients

A local naturopathic doctor, taking advice from Rahm “Never Let a Serious Crisis Go to Waste” Emanuel, announced today she’ll give swine flu patients a 10 percent discount.In an e-mail to news media around the Valley, including New Times, Heather Wdowin of Ambrosia Medical in Scottsdale writes that she’s “offering…

“Back in Black:” State No Longer Borrowing to Pay Daily Expenses

Like a king-sized overdraft protection program, Treasury Warrant Notes helped cover Arizona’s daily living expenses for 12 days starting April 15. But now the state is “back in black,” reports state treasurer Dean Martin.Martin announced today that the state had spent about $38,000 in interest for the notes, used to…

Swine Flu Arizona: Phoenix School Closes; State Not “Overly Worried”

Health officials closed a Phoenix elementary school today following a confirmed case of swine flu, but experts say they’re not “overly worried” because United States illnesses have been mild.A child from Moon Mountain Elementary School in Northwest Phoenix showed flu symptoms before news of the virus broke, and tests later…

Handgun Nets Illegal Immigrant Nearly Five Years in Prison

“Alien in possession of a firearm” sounds a tad like science-fiction poetry, but it’s also the title of a federal statute – and one that’s putting a Mexican national behind bars for about five years. While gun ownership is an Arizonan’s birthright, (the state constitution goes well beyond the Second…

Hot Links: Cardinals, Coyotes, and Cabaret Shootings

Following the NFL draft, the Arizona Cardinals have released three players: running back Edgerrin James, cornerback Rod Hood, and linebacker Travis LaBoy…Arizona Representative Robert Meza has resigned from the board of Chicanos por la Causa to focus on creating a nonprofit organization for educational assistance. Meza had been a financial…

April 28 In Blogs: Swine Flu, Wolverine, Geisha A Go Go and More

We understand that in the 24-hour news cycle it can be difficult to keep up. Worry not! We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times’ blogs. Today’s entries: Valley Fever: Scottsdale Community College Journalism Director Declares Victory in Student Newspaper…

Maricopa County Supervisor Again Invites County Attorney to Call Him

Another day, another diss. The Maricopa County Board of Supervisors can’t seem to communicate with the Maricopa County Attorney’s Office. In a letter to County Attorney Andrew Thomas (see below), Max Wilson, the chairman of the board, repeats his earlier offer to have Thomas call him to discuss mediation of…

Swine Flu Arizona — Nothing Yet Reported in State or Sonora, Mexico

The swine flu situation in Arizona hasn’t changed much since yesterday’s post, except for a stockpiling of antiviral medications.Officials are telling Tucson media that Arizona still hasn’t reported any cases, and neither has the Mexican state that borders us, Sonora. Nobody’s been detained at the international border. Governor Jan Brewer…

Sheriff Clarence Dupnik’s Modest Proposal on Immigrant Children

Where the right-wing meets the sick and surreal. That’s my succinct definition of Arizona. Every day in this state, one’s faith in humanity is challenged when it comes to the subject of immigration. I half expect to awake each morn and find Russell Pearce’s recipe for parboiled immigrant infant in…