Hot Links: Sex Abuse, Surcharges, and Stars on Horses

Five teenagers were arrested Monday after stealing a motorcycle at gunpoint. Police suspect the teens are tied to a car theft ring…About two dozen protesters gathered outside the studios of The Colbert Report to protest Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, who was a guest on the show last night…Eight people…

Stephen Colbert Turns Joe Arpaio into a Creampuff in 6.5 Minutes

Monday night, faux right-winger Stephen Colbert showed how long it takes to make pastry out of Maricopa County’s corrupt top constable: exactly six and a-half minutes. The whole Colbert Report segment was predictably goofy. Sheriff Joe didn’t even lead. Instead, he followed the second mate from the Maersk Alabama, Ken…

Light Rail Fare Collections Fall as Ridership Declines

  Fare collection for Metro light rail, like the system’s ridership, is trending in the wrong direction. The system brought in an estimated $547,294 in March, says Metro Light Rail. That’s slightly higher than the $528,000 it collected in February (more days in the month, remember), but still much lower than in January,…

East Valley Tribune Wins Pulitzer for Series Criticizing Sheriff Joe Arpaio

  East Valley Tribune reporter Ryan Gabrielson and former Tribber Paul Giblin have brought home a Pulitzer prize for their work on a series that exposed apparent racial profiling and wasted resources in Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s anti-illegal-immigrant tactics. The newspaper tied with the Detroit Free Press to win in the category of…

San Francisco Giants Trump Arizona Diamondbacks in a Battle of NL West Basement Dwellers. Next Up: Colorado Rockies, Tonight Through Wednesday.

There’s one word to sum up the Arizona Diamondbacks’ 2009 season thus far: Exasperation. While the emotion has been brewing amongst players and fans since the second game of the year against the Colorado Rockies — when the Snakes began their infuriating tendency of squandering decent pitching with woefully-inconsistent offense…

Hot Links: Wolverine, Miss Arizona, and Tempe Town Lake

The world premiere of the movie X-Men Origins: Wolverine will take place at the Harkins Cine Capri at Tempe Marketplace on April 27. Tempe won the premiere, which star Hugh Jackman is scheduled to attend, through an online contest by Twentieth Century Fox…Alicia-Monique Blanco, better known as Miss Arizona, earned…

East Valley Tribune Web Site Goes Dark as Domain Expires

It looks like someone forgot to pay the bill.The East Valley Tribune Web site died this morning, one day after the registration on its domain expired. The Trib’s IT folks will probably have the site up and running soon — maybe even today. We’re pretty sure we’d have heard if…

April 17 In Blogs: Swimsuits, Shiner, MTV and More

We understand that in the 24-hour news cycle it can be difficult to keep up. Worry not! We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times’ blogs. Today’s entries: Valley Fever: Covance: Beagle March Organizer is Known Liar Obama Scholars Program…