From the Rumor Mill: Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas to Resign

As rumors go — and this one comes to us from sources inside the Maricopa County Attorney’s Office — it’s a doozy. Yet it’s not implausible. We’re hearing that ambitious County Attorney Andrew Thomas (seen here canoodling with an elderly supporter) is thinking about resigning from office in the next several months…

New Phoenix Suns Shooting Guard Jason Richardson Popped for DUI

Another day, another accused athlete. The last few days have seen local sports celebs Charles Barkley, Cardinals player Larry Fitzgerald, and Indy 500 driver Danica Patrick in the news for various incidents. This week it’s Phoenix Suns player Jason Richardson, who — like Barkley — was busted on New Year’s Eve…

Laid-Off Workers From East Valley Tribune Hope to Earn Livings With Online News Sites

It’s easy to admire the entrepreneurial spirit: Four laid-off East Valley Tribune workers — three writers and an editor — have started their own Web-based news site to cover the happenings at the Arizona Legislature.  Their product, The Arizona Guardian, launched today with a handful of passable political stories. Interestingly, another laid-off Tribber,…

New York Times Slams Arpaio’s Dumb New Reality Show

I’m on the run this a.m., but I would be remiss if I did not point your attention to this excellent article by David Carr in Sunday’s New York Times online concerning our clown of a sheriff, “A Star Turn for a Sheriff on Fox TV.” Unlike a lot of…

Sheriff Paul Babeu Ends Pinal County’s Contract with Redflex

There’s a new sheriff in Pinal County, and he’s ridin’ Redflex out on a hot rail… CameraFraud.com’s reporting that Pinal County’s newly elected Sheriff Paul Babeu has ended Pinal’s photo enforcement contract with Redflex, the Australian firm responsible for so many of those mechanical Orwellian shutterbugs plaguing motorists throughout the…

Nicknames and Chinos with Tans

Dear Mexican: How do Mexicans get such ridiculous nicknames from seemingly normal names? For instance, José becomes Chepe, Eduardo is Lalo, Gabriel becomes Gabi, and Guillermo devolves into Memo. It’s Marcela, Not Chela Dear Mexican: I want to know why Mexicans have such incongruous nicknames. In English, people have nicknames…

Feedback from the Issue of Thursday, January 1, 2009

CORNER KICKS The Argentineans do it correctly: It’s kind of a shame that youth soccer has to be so money-driven (“Soccer Bomb,” John Dickerson, December 18). I’ve read lately that the English Football Association has started not keeping score at youth games, so the kids and their parents can focus…

Before Don Stapley’s Indictment, There Was the Land Deal

Behind the year’s most shocking indictment — 118 criminal counts filed last month against Maricopa County Supervisor Don Stapley — is a bizarre tale of a land deal turned ugly, a $360 million jury verdict reduced to nothing, and a political fundraiser hosted by one of the Valley’s most influential…

News: Staff Writer Wanted

New Times has an immediate opening for a full-time staff writer. We’re looking for a journalist with sharp investigative skills who understands the difference between magazine-style reporting and the hurried fact-finding of daily newspaper reporting. If your copy is as much a pleasure to read as it is well researched,…