SEA-MONKEYS,ANT FARMS AND TANG A YEAR INSIDE THE BEEROSPHERE

Editor’s Note: Publicity about the Biosphere II project–that plan to seal eight human beings in a greenhouse near Tucson for two years starting in December–is starting to crank up. Well, since the summer of 1989, New Times Science Editor Cap’n Dave has been conducting his own experiment in “environmentally self-sufficient…

A DEATH IN TELLURIDE

TELLURIDE, Colorado–There are stories so rich in converging dramatic angles that few readers are willing to spend the time to trace them to their conclusion. That had been my first reaction to the long fratricidal war waged by the children of L.S. Shoen, 74, for control of the $1.2 billion…

WIN SOME, WOOZ SOME

Ever since last October, Jennie Garvin has dreamed of the day when she could tell everyone in the world to “get lost.” Sadly, the head of the Eloy Chamber of Commerce now may never get her chance. Thanks to a labyrinth of problems, a Scottsdale developer has shelved plans to…

DO WE NEED A LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR?DO WE NEED ANOTHER HOLE IN THE HEAD?

For years, the position of secretary of state was defined by the personality of Rose Mofford, who presided over the capitol’s executive tower as the state’s least controversial public official. The ceremonial queen of Arizona, Mofford decked the halls with kachina dolls, snipped ribbons with vigor and performed her obscure…

SORRY, RIGHT NUMBER

Candidates for Arizona’s biggest political jobs can advertise themselves for free on a worldwide hotline designed to reach millions of patriotic voters. So far during this campaign, thank heavens, only one candidate has tried it. The hotline is operated by the Pentagon to serve the American military and their families…

THE BADDEST CAT IN TOWNTHE AG CANDIDATES ARE ENOUGH TO SCARE ANYONE

“I’m always nice to Bob Corbin, because if there’s one person in Arizona who can ruin your life, it’s the attorney general.” This observation, made privately by one of the state’s most powerful politicians, reveals how much the office has changed since the days when Arizona’s attorney general did little…

SEE DICK. SEE JIM. SEE THEM RUN

Children don’t dream of growing up to be Arizona Secretary of State. In fact, you expect those who seek the job to be the kind who, as kids, were beaten up by the schoolyard bully for their lunch money: low-key, studious types who can find happiness in bureaucratic tasks that…

WHO’LL SAVE THE FIREFIGHTERS?

Two years and $100,000 later, no one can say for sure how widespread cancer is among Arizona’s firefighters. And, just as important, no one knows whether firefighters contract cancer on the job. The mystery seems so difficult to solve that even the firefighters who pushed for the study aren’t angered…

Charlie’s Fallen Angel

It’s true. Every hero really does become a bore at last. And now it’s Senator John McCain’s turn. McCain, Arizona’s most charismatic political figure for most of the past decade, has touched bottom. Only a war in the Persian Gulf can save his senatorial seat, which comes up in the…

CHEAP SHOTS

Remember the thrashing Phoenix got from BARRON’S a year and a half ago, and the outraged reaction to the financial mag by “civic leaders” who were insulted that anyone would say our economy is in the toilet? Well, an even grimmer story appeared in the August 10 WALL STREET JOURNAL,…

THE DIRTY FAMILY SECRETLIKE ALL MOLESTERS, TOM KNOWS HOW TO CON

About fifteen minutes into his talk to the civic group about America’s dirty secret, the uniformed deputy sheriff says, “I’ve brought a guest and his name is Tom. He’s a convicted child molester.” Tom molested his own daughter for several years, the deputy says. She’s now in a foster home…

RUBBING OUT RACISM, SYMINGTON-STYLE

J. Fife Symington III had left explicit instructions he was not to be disturbed under any circumstances. Alas, even in the world of the super-rich, the strictest orders are not always obeyed. Not long after Symington’s pronouncement was issued, the telephones rang throughout his palatial home in Paradise Valley. One…

THE YO-YOS INVADE YUMA

Local television is an important medium. It does, however, have some serious limitations. Television functions best when the action is kept in narrow focus. Place two people in a heated debate on a television screen and the medium can be extremely effective. The words can be digested, the facial expressions…

Kountry Klub Konfidential

“Upon hearing firsthand recommendation of either the proposing or the seconding member or both at a scheduled committee meeting, the Membership Committee shall vote upon each applicant separately and by ballot. The proceedings of the committee shall be confidential. The Board of Directors shall vote on all applications simultaneously …

FIELD OF SCHEMES

Bob Corbin apparently plans to commit at least one more despicable, contemptible act before departing from his office as state attorney general. Corbin and his staff of dirty political tricksters have one more scheme up their sleeves. Corbin and Steve Twist, his hand-picked successor, will try the Don Bolles strategy…

FROM TOUGH COP TO TALKING HEAD

Donna Rossi survived Phoenix’s meanest streets and the heavy hand of Police Chief Ruben Ortega in a sordid mid-Eighties scandal. After what she’s been through, television reporting must be a snap. Rossi, now 29, is assignment editor, news anchor and reporter for KNAZ in Flagstaff. She’s carved a reputation in…