In Arizona the Imagination Fails to Take Root

This is about the passage of time. Here in Arizona, we live in a dream world created by our own imagination. We are, of necessity, citizens of a different country. The television networks have decreed that the real world consists of New York City and Washington, D.C. Unless they subscribe…

Got a Credit Card? Read This

The way Governor Rose Mofford sees it, Arizona credit-card customers are going to get screwed anyway. So she and state lawmakers might just as well help the process along in the name of economic development. Mofford supports legislation drafted by lawyers for Security Pacific Bank to “clarify” state banking laws…

Grand Hotel Illusions

When Tom Webb finishes reading a book in his room at the New Windsor Hotel, he sets it down carefully and precisely so the book’s spine is exactly flush with the edge of the shelf on his wooden night table. His own spine is straight, too. And he makes sure…

Art Zone or Dead Zone

Got no place to show off your crucifixes-in-a-jar-of-urine and your photos of nekkid perverts? Bring ’em to Phoenix; we’re into weird art. Our city council, for instance, has such a weird sense of art it’s got the downtown art zone confused with the Dead Zone. Strange but true, the next…

Trouble’s Brewin’

“I knew those kids were trouble the minute they came through that door, the little bastards,” fumes the veteran 7-Eleven clerk we’ll call Midge. “You work in these places long enough, you learn to sense it. Or at least I can.” Never having worked in a junk-food fortress, I lacked…

A Break from the Valley’s Madness

Christina the lawyer had a great idea. It would turn an uneventful trip to the Telluride Film Festival in Colorado into a small adventure. Instead of flying directly to Telluride, we would go to Durango, rent a car and enjoy a scenic drive. The drive took more than three hours…

DPS Reign of Terror

With his own words, in newly revealed documents, Department of Public Safety Officer Van Jackson makes it very plain that he was not alone in the reign of terror directed at Leon and Jeanette Woodward. The summary of DPS’ internal investigation was obtained Friday after a formal request by this…

In a More Mortal Moment

Before my son was born, I was immortal. I had a few dozen different lives behind me, a hundred thousand ahead. Croak? Not me. Too damned busy. Then, KA-BOOM! I was a father. Suddenly I felt as vulnerable as the flame on a birthday candle. In the path of a…

The Regents’ Secret Deal

It’s so obvious. The Arizona Board of Regents’ decision to drag out its court battle with the local daily newspapers is irresponsible. It’s a waste of taxpayers’ money. Worse, it only serves to delay and accentuate the inevitable verdict against it. The Board of Regents was wrong to cloak the…

Who Wants a Lap-Dog Press? Your Gov

Rose Mofford wants a capitol press corps that will sit up, roll over and play dead. And those who refuse to play good little lap dogs? She has unilaterally decided that she won’t consider them reporters. Right now she’s got two on her version of the “nonperson” list made so…

The First Game’s a Benefit at the Prison

Bill Frieder, Arizona State University’s new basketball coach, sits in an aisle seat on the flight from Durango, Colorado, to Phoenix. Frieder is wearing an oversized white tee shirt. On the back of the shirt is a message announcing to one and all that he’s “Switched to Channel 3.” One…

In Love with the Squirrel

Wildlife photographer Robin Silver fell for the Mount Graham squirrel when they first met. “Photographing any species–and it doesn’t have to be an endangered species–you fall in love with what you’re taking pictures of,” he says. “There’s no way you can’t. There’s no way you can’t become part of the…

The Environmental Chicken Coop… Has a Foxy New Commissioner

The newest member of the Phoenix Environmental Quality Commission, cited by a backer for his “expertise” on environmental matters, is an attorney for one of the city’s most conspicuous corporate polluters. Doug Jorden was named to the commission last week upon the recommendation of Councilmember Bill Parks and Mayor Terry…

Cheap Shots 09-06-1989

Phoenix police chief RUBEN ORTEGA probably thought he was America’s chief warlord against dope back on February 17, 1988, when he lectured a federal DRUG ENFORCEMENT ADMINISTRATION “user accountability” seminar in Phoenix. Instead, he wound up dragging the DEA into a still-simmering court fight over secrecy that makes him–and the…

A Grandmother Asks for Us All: Who Will Stop DPS?

Sally Tavilla is 71 and still honors her Boston roots when she says words like farm or park. She is a lady who relishes her family. “I brought up five beautiful children,” Sally says, “and they’re a credit to this country.” She and her daughter Jeanette were talking on the…

Fife Symington Has a Welfare Plan for Keith Turley

Fife Symington wants taxpayers to bail out Keith Turley and MeraBank. This bit of fiscal largesse with federal funds comes as the leading GOP contender for governor is trying hard to position himself as the champion of the little guy. In a speech last week in Glendale, Symington said he…

Girls! Girls! Girls!

During my first trip through expectant-fatherhood, I was really hoping for a girl. Seemed like the right sex to me. Being a total sports dolt, I was comforted by the probability that I’d never have to show her how to throw a football, explain the rules of ice hockey or…

Only the Little People Go to Prison

These days Marvin Cooley keeps working the black-metal gripper with his left hand. Cooley is trying desperately to strengthen his left hand. A stroke he suffered this summer has affected his entire left side. “I’ve got to get stronger before going back to prison,” Cooley said. “I may have to…

Tar and Feathers in Your Cap

City Councilmember Paul Johnson got his election-year dream. Now he’s hoping it doesn’t rain. Earlier this year–with the upcoming October 3 city election looming–Johnson began pressuring the city staff to immediately tear up and repave Dunlap Avenue rather than do the improvements next year as originally planned. Johnson says accelerating…

Death by Screw-Up

The man charged with the brutal murder last spring of a twenty-year-old woman was mistakenly released from jail only three days before the murder because of a flagrant error by Maricopa County prosecutors, New Times has learned. No one in the County Attorney’s Office is contesting that “The Screw-up,” as…

Wild Thing 101

The white-haired old man the kids call O.M. stands next to a slide projector, flipping through the day’s lesson. From clothes-dropping preliminaries through beatific postcoital grins, the subject of this day’s class is the heterosexual sex act (acts, actually) as practiced by two young lovers. O.M. describes the action, pausing…

There Is Yet More to Casualties of War

A few rare films stun the senses. They send you reeling from the theatre. They set you brooding about them for days. This is how it is with Casualties of War, Brian DePalma’s tale of an atrocity in the Vietnam War. All at once it is stunning, frightening, depressing–and a…