MLB Announces Bogus Punishments for Diamondbacks-Dodgers Brawl

Major League Baseball announced its lopsided punishments for the brawl involving the Arizona Diamondbacks and Los Angeles Dodgers.Diamondbacks pitcher Ian Kennedy is suspended for 10 games for throwing a pitch at Zack Greinke’s head, and the D-backs’ Eric Hinske was suspended for five games for “aggressive actions” — which apparently…

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Dressed to Impress

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.This week, our alleged offenders are all dressed…

Joe Arpaio’s B-Day Wish? Your Money, Of Course

He’s raped public coffers, cost taxpayers tens of millions to pay for the lawsuits resulting from his malfeasance, swiped $100 million from voter protected funds for his pet projects, and now he wants the county to fork over more millions to appeal a federal judge’s finding that his office has…

Meth-Head Mom Allegedly Shot Up 5-Year-Old Kid With Meth

An admitted meth user’s 5-year-old daughter tested positive for meth, after the girl complained about her mother sticking her with needles, police say.Jacqueline Trousdale, a 30-year-old Phoenix resident, was the subject of “several” ongoing Child Protective Services investigations, according to court documents obtained by New Times, which isn’t exactly hard…

Fox News Sued After Kids Watch Their Dad Commit Suicide

The family of a man whose suicide was broadcast live on national television on Fox News last year is suing Fox’s parent company, claiming emotional distress.According to the lawsuit filed in Maricopa County court by the mother of three of JoDon Romero’s five kids, two of the kids heard at…

Fried: Chow Bella Writers Tell Stories of Food and Heat

DRIVE-THRU by Katie Johnson “Welcome to McDonald’s. May I take your order?” I’m 7 years old and I’m kneeling behind a low wooden chest in my parent’s cookie-cutter home in Ahwatukee. My stepfather, Jim, is on the floor with me. Hunched over in wilted work clothes, he studies a nonexistent…

Ask a Mexican on English Subtitles and Love

In Philadelphia, where I live, there are three Spanish-language stations on regular broadcast television. None of them offer English subtitles. I bet plenty of people of all heritages would like to check out Spanish language television, or the news from Central America or whatever, if we could get subtitles. I…