Our comrades in the Bay Area, S.F. Weekly, found Sheriff Joe Arpaio at a restaurant in San Francisco’s Union Square last night, (unintentionally) having dinner with folks who call themselves an “order of queer nuns.”See also:-Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Crash Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Dinner in Union Square…
Republican Congressman Paul Gosar wants Homeland Security officials to explain to him why Abdullatif Aldosary — the Coolidge resident accused of detonating an “explosive device” outside the Social Security Administration building in Casa Grande last week — has been allowed to stay in the United States.”It appears to the Congressman…
See also: -Arizona AG Tom Horne’s Sex Scandal Scuttles Gubernatorial Bid So Arizona Attorney General Tom “Hit-and-Run” Horne’s got a Cuban cougar on the taxpayer’s payroll with whom he can enjoy a little afternoon delight, if he so desires. He rocks a gold Jag, and allegedly breaks campaign finance laws…
UPDATE (3:30 PM): Jack Colulias’ DNA was found in the red shoe found by his mother near Tempe Marketplace, police say. The search continues.The search for 19-year-old ASU freshman Jack Culolias — who hasn’t been seen since Friday — ended last night.The search then started again this morning, as Tempe…
As was rumored, Governor Jan Brewer was indeed on a trip to Afghanistan during her unnancounced absence from the state.See also:-Jan Brewer Has Gone to a Top-Secret Location; No Reward Offered for Safe Return…
Arizona’s first licensed medical-marijuana dispensary, Arizona Organix in Glendale, opened today.See also:-Arizona Organix Steps Out as the State’s First Authorized Medical-Marijuana Dispensary-Arizona Medical Marijuana Law Is Constitutional, County Judge Finds…
After allegedly shooting his ex-girlfriend to death in Avondale — in front of their 4-year-old daughter — Michael Hall decided to skip town, in favor of Las Vegas.Not some residential suburb of Las Vegas, and not some crime-riddled corridor of the city — Hall was popped last month by Las…
12 News anchor Mark Curtis stopped short of confirming that his porn-star mustache does indeed help women reach orgasm, but did address comedy-news guy Stephen Colbert’s accusation that it does just that.Curtis did say on the 12 News newscast last night that his mustache has “mystical and therapeutic powers,” which…
A federal judge ordered Abdullatif Aldosary — the Coolidge resident accused of detonating an “explosive device” outside the Social Security Administration building in Casa Grande Friday morning — to be held without bond.In the detention order, the magistrate judge says Aldosary there’s no possible way that Aldosary could be released…
A red shoe that appears to belong to 19-year-old ASU freshman Jack Culolias remains the only sign of the missing fraternity pledge since he was last seen Friday night.See also:-ASU Freshman Jack Culolias Has Been Missing Since Friday Night…
What exactly did Governor Jan Brewer do to KTVK-Channel 3 political reporter Dennis Welch?According to one account, “Brewer took her left hand, balled it into a fist and with the back of her hand she slugged the reporter on the back of his right arm.”See also:-Jan Brewer Reportedly “Slugged” Channel…
Why is it that many Mexican women hate on me for having an Asian (Korean, to be exact) novia? I notice this in a lot of places. We go to the store and I get looks. We go to the movies and people look or say things like “Mira la…
Phoenix police Sergeant Mark Schweikert, supervisor of a former Phoenix police detective accused of having sex with two teenage boys, contends that two city officials meddled in his efforts to deal with the detective’s work problems. In a 22-page memo, Schweikert alleges that Phoenix Councilman Tom Simplot and Assistant Police…
Picture Elmer Fudd as the lead in Oliver Stone’s Nixon, and you’ve got Arizona Attorney General Tom Horne in a nutshell. Truly, the FBI’s massive, 3,000-plus page investigative file detailing its year-long probe of Horne’s office reads like a tragicomic novel wherein a powerful but goofy politician does a colossal…
Alex Galvan was in El Salvador teaching English to poor kids when he first learned about his ties to terrorism. It was last March, during the patch of the calendar most universities cut out for spring break. But instead of beer-bonging his way through a beach week or posting up…
Jack Culolias, a 19-year-old freshman at Arizona State University, has not been heard from since apparently being booted from a Tempe bar/restaurant Friday night…
The Arizona Cardinals announced today that John Skelton will be the starting quarterback this weekend against the Seattle Seahawks, ignoring the just-as-bad option of holding an open tryout for the position.Skelton’s replacing rookie Ryan Lindley, who replaced Skelton, who replaced the injured Kevin Kolb, who replaced Skelton, who was the…
The porn-star mustache on the upper lip of 12 News anchor Mark Curtis may help women reach orgasm during sex — at least, according to the Colbert Report’s Stephen Colbert.Explaining treatments for what Colbert calls Low-T and Low-O (testosterone, and orgasm, respectively), Colbert referenced a 12 News segment of Curtis…
Governor Jan Brewer’s brain-fart response last week to a KTVK-Channel 3 reporter’s question about global warming does not appear to be the only Jan bein’ Jan moment from that interview.According to a report, Brewer totally punched Channel 3 political reporter Dennis Welch.See also:-Jan Brewer Claims Weather May Be Caused by…
Richard Stokley was executed today at the state prison in Florence, more than 21 years after he and an accomplice kidnapped, raped, and murdered two 13-year-old girls in Cochise County.While Stokley, 60, got the state’s lethal juice today, his accomplice in those crimes, Randy Brazeal, is currently a free man…
Governor Jan Brewer is not in Arizona this week.That’s about all we know, because her location is apparently a secret, or something.See also:-Jan Brewer Has Gone to a Top-Secret Location; No Reward Offered for Safe Return…
Maricopa County can’t block a medical-marijuana dispensary from opening just because of a federal prohibition on marijuana, a county judge has ruled. This is a big court ruling for the 2010 Arizona Medical Marijuana Act, and the one would-be operators of dispensaries have been waiting for. The decision by Superior…
