1480 KPHX’s Jeff Farias, coward; Kent Knudson, convicted felon.

Air America Phoenix Scaredy-cat radio jock Jeff Farias: Whoa, Jeff, is that 40-weight in your hair, or what? Kent Knudson was on Jeff Farias’ 1480 KPHX show “The Truth to Power Hour” today to talk about the 9/11 Accountability Conference, and when it became obvious that Farias was just gonna…

My Bloody Valentine: Tiffany Sutton’s prior bloodlettings…

Alleged vampirish vixen Tiffany Sutton: Is she a man eater? None other than “Mr. Mike,” aka Michael O’Donoghue, renowned comedy writer for National Lampoon, Saturday Night Live , and others, once stated that, “I like my women like I like my eggs — scrambled.” And indeed there’s something really hot…

Online captives Alessandra Soler Meetze, Dylan Avery and Alex Jones set free in virtual dinghy by local 9/11 kooks! Will Holocaust denier Eric Williams go down with the ship?

So whose idea was it to put a Holocaust denier in charge? Looks like convicted felon Kent “Cow Killer” Knudson, the “chief cook” of the 9/11 deniers’ conference in Chandler, has finally removed the names and pics of those who’ve bailed on his sinking ship of a symposium. At last,…

Hump Day Honey #3, Valentine’s Edition: De-Lovely Leah

www.Tempe12.com Brown-eyed siren Leah, a V-day gift from above. If last week’s Wednesday dime was naughty, this week’s is so sweet just gazing at her pics will fill your grill with cavities. Tempe 12 Covergirl Leah was born on Valentine’s Day exactly 21 years ago, and imagine if you will…

Free the AZ ACLU’s Alessandra Soler Meetze!

How many nuts are left in the 9/11 Accountability can? Ask Kent Knudson. It’s less than two weeks before the 9/11 Accountability conference is to be held in Chandler, AZ, and a whole week after the AZ ACLU’s executive director Alessandra Soler Meetze withdrew her name as a participant. But…

The Friday Poll: Anna Nicole Smith, do you give a rat’s ass?

“Goodbye, Norma Jean…” Anna Nicole and I, moments before she buried my grill in her massive cleavage. Can someone punch up Elton John’s Candle in the Wind? Yes, as our year of national mourning begins for Anna Nicole Smith, with zeppelin-like statues to be erected in her honor and her…

9/11 South Park: Who dropped a deuce in the urinal?

www.southparkstudios.com With the Hardly Boys on the case, those “troofers” will be outed in no time. 9/11 conspiracy nuts causing you massive migraines? Tired of reading their retarded Web sites and watching their home made DVDs? Ready to hurl whenever some walleyed closet case tries to convince you the WTC…

Hump Day Honey #2: Cookie Monster

www.myspace.com/ppgprez Imagine munching out on this Cookie… Please forgive. Late getting this post up due to technical difficulties. But we seem to be back in the saddle now. This week, our Wednesday wench is a pyromaniac in the sack with men and women alike, and oh don’t I wish I…

Charles Goyette: Free at last!

by Pikaluk, from Wikimedia Commons Mad cow: Not a fan of Kent Knudson. Charles Goyette’s name is finally off the 911Accountability.org website. The 911 deniers have fought since Thursday to keep his name and pic on their site as a “Confirmed Speaker,” even though Goyette has been saying since that…

Charles Goyette attempts escape from the 9/11 nuts!

Charles Goyette: Yearning to breathe free… KFNX 1100 AM morning host Charles Goyette continues to be an online hostage of the 9/11 kooks on 911Accountability.org. Goyette’s name is all over the site; and he’s still listed as a “confirmed speaker,” though there’s the word “tentative” beside his pic. This morning…

Holocaust denier Eric D. Williams DEMOTED by 9/11 conference.

www.whatreallyisthematrix.com Holocaust denier Eric Williams chills with one of his own wack-ass tomes. The bloggers at ScrewLooseChange just caught the fact that Holocaust denier Eric Williams, author of the Shoah-shirking book The Puzzle of Auschwitz, has been demoted from “Conference Director” to “vendor coordinator” in the last 24 hours or…

Beantown bumblefucks lynch Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Resistence is futile, Earthlings, that’s why we flip you the bird… This week’s Friday poll of the New Times staff is a timely one, seeing that my favorite cartoon, Aqua Teen Hunger Force is now being persecuted over this mess in Boston where harmless light boxes — devices meant to…

AZ Punk Chicks Are Hot!

Micah (left) and Chris (right) welcome me to the par-tay… Your fearless Feathered Bastard ventured forth last night into enemy territory — the 5th anniversary party for AZPunk.com held at the Stray Cat Lounge in Tempe. This, after my fellow blogger BJK of Ear Infection fame all but called me…

Charles Goyette Says No to 9/11 Conference

He won’t be there: Goyette’s gonna take a pass on this one. Charles Goyette, morning host at KFNX 1100 AM, called me today to tell me that he had not confirmed his appearance at the Chandler 9/11 Accountability Conference to take place late February, and that in fact he had…