Ignignokt and Err flip Phoenix the bird at the Lost Leaf gallery… The highlight of my First Friday artwalk last week was not scopin’ all the drunken art babes, but checking out Ignignokt and Err, those Mooninite characters from Adult Swim’s Aqua Teen Hunger Force , whom I found hanging…
photo by Giulio Sciorio The pulchritudinous Pyra Sutra, now with breasts to match that gorgeous bod. Hump day came and went so fast this week that I’m introducing a Thump Day Honey, none other than Mizz Pyra Sutra, co-founder of the Phoenix burlesque troupe Scandalesque, which is sort of a…
Hey, would you guys be interested in learning about 9/11 conspiracy theories? Thought so… Christ, here we go again! ScrewLooseChange’s James Bennett has just reported on the upcoming “2007 Justice and Freedom Conference” to be held in Irvine, CA, March 9-12. This kook confab, part deux, is being hosted by…
Allegedly, the one on Williams’ ‘puter had no red line through it, natch. So, get this, the latest scuttlebutt about Eric “Holocaust-denier” Williams’ participation in the Chandler 9/11 Accountability Conference is that he allegedly had a freakin’ ginormous swastika screensaver on his laptop while set up in his vendor booth…
Does this place have nine lives, or what? In the eleventh hour, Chez Nous gets a new lease on life… I’m not the first journo to have written an obit for Chez Nous, and seeing how things go with the tres cool nightspot, I probably won’t be the last. Now…
Hey, I love Kool-Aid. I just don’t wanna drink the 9/11 batch. I don’t want to start asserting that there’s a conspiracy on the part of the 9/11 conspiracy theorists to get me. You’ll figure I drank the Kool-Aid, or went native. Or maybe that they left the pod beside…
Uh, sorry troofers, I don’t look like the guy from Mass. This is me in da club gettin’ smooched by a babe. Eat yer hearts out! This is what the Mass. sex offender looks like… I’ve been noting a few blog comments come over the transom today accusing me of…
The Manchurian Candidate? Do you really want this wacko’s finger on the button? Now that Arizona Senator John McCain has announced his candidacy for Prez on David Letterman, the question remains, does the dood have a popsicle’s chance in Hades of ever occupying the Oval Office? Personally, I don’t think…
The alluring Abbie: Forget it, guys. You’ve got no chance. Ok, this is it, I’m officially in love now. Love or heavy longing for the amazing Abbie Ratay, a Phoenix model known for revving the engines of car-show attendees at Hot Import Nights and the NOPI car show, which she’ll…
Will Chez Nous live to fight another day…? Seems we’ll know by tomorrow if the little soul bar that could will get a few more months in operation. For those who spied last week’s Bird column, the item titled “Adieu, Chez Nous” reported that the legendary Afro-chic waterin’ hole on…
Sterling Hayden as Col. Jack Ripper: “Now, Ms. Heller, let’s discuss the effects of fluoride on our precious bodily fluids.” As promised, here’s a rundown of the last stand at Waco, aka, my Sunday afternoon and eve with the 9/11 deniers. I have to say my second dip into this…
Holocaust-denier Eric Williams at his conference booth on Sunday. While the rest of the civilized world was at home Sunday watching Marty Scorsese finally win an Oscar, I was hanging out with the conspiranuts at the Chandler 9/11 conference, and though I have only limited time because I’m on deadline…
Admittedly, Sutton’s hotter with a little mascara, which TiffanySutton.com has added for a Gothier look. Following up on my February 16 post My Bloody Valentine: Tiffany Sutton’s prior bloodlettings… in which I declare myself a devoted admirer of the Tempe temptress arrested on Valentine’s Day for allegedly cutting up a…
Holocaust denier Eric Williams (left) with NY 9/11 activist Sander Hicks (right) at the 9/11 Accountability “press conference” Friday, February 23, 2007. Despite statements on 911Accountability.org that Eric D. Williams had “stepped down from involvement in the 9/11 Accountability Conference,” Williams was present today (Friday) at a “press conference” for…
Gov. Janet Napolitano: Hey, that’s one way to lose the mullet. In honor of ex-pop tart Britney Spears goin’ all cue ball on us, this week’s Friday poll is a simple one: “Which celebrity or public official would you like to see shorn of locks and why?” Poll participants were…
The Rep’s reportorial kitty cat: I could Google 9/11, but then I’d have to get off my ass. Following the East Valley Tribune’s verbal BJ of the 9/11 Accountability Conference taking place in Chandler this weekend, the Arizona Repugnant ran a totally uncritical puff piece on the confab in today’s…
Imagine that cleavage covered in vanilla pudding. This week’s Wednesday wench is a hella-voluptuous vixen, a va-va-voom Venus with the kinda curves that’re a throwback to the screen sirens of the fabulous ’50s, babes like Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, Rita Hayworth, and so on. You might run into Miss Nicole…
No, Phil, you’re supposed to stick the gun in your mouth… Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon is a major dweeb, the kinda guy who probably got his lunch money stolen from him when he was in grade school, who now desperately curries favor with anyone and everyone to get them to…
Trib Editor Jim Ripley says the paper doesn’t need any more 9/11 sources: These will do. In an example of incredible numbskullery and piss-poor reporting, even for that rumor of a newspaper known as the East Valley Tribune, Trib reporter Chris Markham penned a front page story that ran on…
Air America Phoenix Scaredy-cat radio jock Jeff Farias: Whoa, Jeff, is that 40-weight in your hair, or what? Kent Knudson was on Jeff Farias’ 1480 KPHX show “The Truth to Power Hour” today to talk about the 9/11 Accountability Conference, and when it became obvious that Farias was just gonna…
Alleged vampirish vixen Tiffany Sutton: Is she a man eater? None other than “Mr. Mike,” aka Michael O’Donoghue, renowned comedy writer for National Lampoon, Saturday Night Live , and others, once stated that, “I like my women like I like my eggs — scrambled.” And indeed there’s something really hot…
Obama: Young, smart, good-lookin’, with charisma out the wazoo. Hey, I’m a dyed-in-the-wool Democrat and even I can’t stand Hillary Clinton! I mean, she just comes off as a royal, Class A bitch. I loved Bill Clinton. Would be great if we could change the Constitution so he could be…
