Free the AZ ACLU’s Alessandra Soler Meetze!

How many nuts are left in the 9/11 Accountability can? Ask Kent Knudson. It’s less than two weeks before the 9/11 Accountability conference is to be held in Chandler, AZ, and a whole week after the AZ ACLU’s executive director Alessandra Soler Meetze withdrew her name as a participant. But…

The Friday Poll: Anna Nicole Smith, do you give a rat’s ass?

“Goodbye, Norma Jean…” Anna Nicole and I, moments before she buried my grill in her massive cleavage. Can someone punch up Elton John’s Candle in the Wind? Yes, as our year of national mourning begins for Anna Nicole Smith, with zeppelin-like statues to be erected in her honor and her…

9/11 South Park: Who dropped a deuce in the urinal?

www.southparkstudios.com With the Hardly Boys on the case, those “troofers” will be outed in no time. 9/11 conspiracy nuts causing you massive migraines? Tired of reading their retarded Web sites and watching their home made DVDs? Ready to hurl whenever some walleyed closet case tries to convince you the WTC…

Hump Day Honey #2: Cookie Monster

www.myspace.com/ppgprez Imagine munching out on this Cookie… Please forgive. Late getting this post up due to technical difficulties. But we seem to be back in the saddle now. This week, our Wednesday wench is a pyromaniac in the sack with men and women alike, and oh don’t I wish I…

Charles Goyette: Free at last!

by Pikaluk, from Wikimedia Commons Mad cow: Not a fan of Kent Knudson. Charles Goyette’s name is finally off the 911Accountability.org website. The 911 deniers have fought since Thursday to keep his name and pic on their site as a “Confirmed Speaker,” even though Goyette has been saying since that…

Charles Goyette attempts escape from the 9/11 nuts!

Charles Goyette: Yearning to breathe free… KFNX 1100 AM morning host Charles Goyette continues to be an online hostage of the 9/11 kooks on 911Accountability.org. Goyette’s name is all over the site; and he’s still listed as a “confirmed speaker,” though there’s the word “tentative” beside his pic. This morning…

Holocaust denier Eric D. Williams DEMOTED by 9/11 conference.

www.whatreallyisthematrix.com Holocaust denier Eric Williams chills with one of his own wack-ass tomes. The bloggers at ScrewLooseChange just caught the fact that Holocaust denier Eric Williams, author of the Shoah-shirking book The Puzzle of Auschwitz, has been demoted from “Conference Director” to “vendor coordinator” in the last 24 hours or…

Beantown bumblefucks lynch Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Resistence is futile, Earthlings, that’s why we flip you the bird… This week’s Friday poll of the New Times staff is a timely one, seeing that my favorite cartoon, Aqua Teen Hunger Force is now being persecuted over this mess in Boston where harmless light boxes — devices meant to…

AZ Punk Chicks Are Hot!

Micah (left) and Chris (right) welcome me to the par-tay… Your fearless Feathered Bastard ventured forth last night into enemy territory — the 5th anniversary party for AZPunk.com held at the Stray Cat Lounge in Tempe. This, after my fellow blogger BJK of Ear Infection fame all but called me…

Charles Goyette Says No to 9/11 Conference

He won’t be there: Goyette’s gonna take a pass on this one. Charles Goyette, morning host at KFNX 1100 AM, called me today to tell me that he had not confirmed his appearance at the Chandler 9/11 Accountability Conference to take place late February, and that in fact he had…

Eric D. Williams: Holocaust Denier

Williams site www.whatreallyisthematrix.com Shoah-shirker Williams, author of the twisted tome The Puzzle of Auschwitz Eric Williams does not want to be known as a Holocaust denier. After my interview with him for an item in this week’s Bird column titled “Deniers Conference,” in which I expose his views as written…

Hump Day Honey #1: Sumita Tomerlin

courtesy Sumita Tomerlin Foxy Lady: Sumita loungin’ it up… Wednesday is hard, and to get past it and closer to the weekend, we need help. That’s my thinking behind my new Wed. feature: Hump Day Honeys. Every Wednesday, I’ll feature some amazing babe from the Valley of the Sun along…

Douchebag Larry Gaydos: Dork After Dark.

www.ktar.com Asswipe Gay-dork, after dark for a reason. Until last night, I was sure KTAR’s Bill O’Reilly-wannabe Darrell Ankarlo was the biggest butthole on the local airwaves. But then I heard Monday’s “Gaydos After Dark” program, which runs 9pm to Midnight weekdays, and I realized Ankarlo has a rival for…

John Zidich balks, talks…

Wikimedia Commons And the reorg at the Rep rolls on… Thie eve, I caught up with Arizona Republic publisher John Zidich (referred to by wags as Zee-Dick) via phone at his Scottsdale pad, and asked him about the reorganization of the Repugnant’s newsroom, which I blogged about on Wednesday. Zidich…

Fart Club: the Friday Poll

WikimediaCommons The crap you find online: A woodblock of some old Japanese biddy letting one fly. The first rule of fart club is: You don’t talk about fart club. The second rule of fart club is…Ok, you get the pic. Tyler Durden is a highly flatulent fellow who forms an…

I See Dead People: Gunther von Hagens’ Body Worlds

See, chicks are hot even without their skin! So I got up really early this a.m. to hang out with a bunch of stiffs — specifically the mannequin-like corpses of Gunther von Hagens’ Body Worlds 3, on exhibit at the Arizona Science Center in Phoenix through May 28. By now,…

Arizona Republic says, “Reapply, PHX peons…”

Oh, and after we’re finished, we’d like for you to reapply for your job. Stop the presses, while there are still presses to stop: The Arizona Republic’s currently undergoing a massive reorganization, which according to one source at the Gannett McPaper will result in the administrative shorthand, “Online first, paper…

Obama, No Osama: New York Times readers not interested in terrorism…

Wikimedia Commons The Kingdom and the Power, as long as you’ve got crossword puzzles and Disney teenyboppper tripe. Five-plus years since the largest terrorist attack on American soil, and readers of The New York Times, still the nation’s most esteemed news source despite Jayson Blair’s monkeywrenching, are more interested in…