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Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio now wants to be called America’s “oldest” sheriff, instead of the title (he gave himself) of America’s “toughest” sheriff…

See also: -Arizona Organix Steps Out as the State’s First Authorized Medical-Marijuana Dispensary This is near-heresy to say in my current position as a scribe for an alternative publication, but when Arizona Republic columnist Laurie Roberts writes that our state’s medical marijuana program is a “charade,” I kinda agree with…

I wish I’d been at the November 29 meeting of Legislative District 25 Republicans for the election of new officers and state committee-persons. All the haters were there, and the haters had their asses handed to them when their pro-hater slate, for the most part, went down in flames. Which…

Our comrades in the Bay Area, S.F. Weekly, found Sheriff Joe Arpaio at a restaurant in San Francisco’s Union Square last night, (unintentionally) having dinner with folks who call themselves an “order of queer nuns.”See also:-Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Crash Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Dinner in Union Square…

See also: -Arizona AG Tom Horne’s Sex Scandal Scuttles Gubernatorial Bid So Arizona Attorney General Tom “Hit-and-Run” Horne’s got a Cuban cougar on the taxpayer’s payroll with whom he can enjoy a little afternoon delight, if he so desires. He rocks a gold Jag, and allegedly breaks campaign finance laws…

Irish wolfhound Tom Ryan lets the Pearces have it, and Judge Pearce nearly scraps with Dennis Gilman (@ 3:32) in this classic video from 2011 Add another scalp to the lodge wall. Recalled, disgraced former state Senate President Russell Pearce’s brother, ex-supervisor’s candidate and one-time Justice of the Pearce Lester…

Maricopa County Recorder Helen Purcell and Elections Director Karen Osborne presented the official 2012 canvass to the Board of Supervisors today, and the BOS approved it after a discussion of the controversy over the late vote count. Overall, turnout was slightly down this year compared with 2008, with 76.51 percent…

Gilman’s report from the front lines Wobblies, Unitarians, Occupy folks, and assorted concerned citizens converged on at least two Walmart locations in the Valley on Black Friday to protest the way the mega-corp treats its workers, and local videographer Dennis Gilman was on hand to capture some of the action,…

Maricopa County Democratic Party Chair Ann Wallack will not be running for re-election this year when county Dems meet on Saturday, December 8 to elect new officers. Wallack, who has served as MCDP chair for four years, said she had been thinking about stepping aside for a while. But it…

Arizona Attorney General Tom Horne’s initial court date for his hit-and-run charge today was delayed till December 17 after his attorney Michael Kimerer asked for more time to prepare Horne’s defense. Horne has already pleaded not-guilty to the fender-bender, which took place in an apartment complex parking lot at the…

Forget about the settlement approved by the county this week that sends $3.25 million to the family of a woman who died in one of Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s jails, the Sheriff is more concerned with bitching about the extra nickel it’s going to cost to feed the inmates tomorrow.The latest…

No nice way to say this, but Maricopa County Supervisor Andy Kunasek is a vindictive dick. See, Tuesday, the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors convened to do the right thing in approving a $3.25 million settlement in a lawsuit brought by the family of Deborah Braillard, the diabetic mom who…

Arizona’s vote count is over, and (news flash) Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio still beat Democrat Paul Penzone by 6.02 points, or 80,639 votes. ARPAIO 679,967 50.7 PENZONE 599,328 44.68 STAUFFER 61,973 4.62 That’s Joe’s closest election in recent memory. The entire anti-Joe vote together equals 49.3 percent of those…

Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. Univision may have inadvertently stumbled upon the next great reality show, one that should be filmed and produced right here in the Valley of the Sun. They should call it, “Barrio Bait Car,” a reference to the TruTV reality show of a similar…

Maricopa County Recorder Helen Purcell is reporting that, after today’s count of outstanding ballots, 34,450 remain, 34,000 of them provisionals, and 450 of them earlies. See also: -Arizona’s Vote Count vs. California’s, and Maricopa County Has 66,550 Ballots Left “We have completed the verification of all of the provisional ballots,”…

Please see additional updates and analysis at the end of this blog post. Maricopa County has 109,000 ballots remaining, according to the latest update from County Recorder Helen Purcell: 12,000 of those are early ballots, 97,000 are provisionals Statewide, there are 135,140 ballots left. Those not in Maricopa County are…

Maricopa County will need more time to count ballots, and Arizona Secretary of State Ken Bennett says they can have it. This, according to spokespersons for both Bennett and the Maricopa County Elections Office. “[County Recorder] Helen Purcell has indicated they’ll need more time,” SOS spokesman Matt Roberts told me…

Sheriff Joe Arpaio put out a press release today, in part explaining the reason that every MCSO deputy will be getting an automatic weapon.”More and more illegal aliens are attempting to escape which places my deputies in dangerous positions,” Arpaio’s press release says. “In the near future I will be…

There’s light at the end of the tunnel, my friends. And I hope there’s a beer with my name on it when we get to it. Arizona Secretary of State Ken Bennett has released his latest update on the ballot count. Currently, there are 192,337 ballots left to be counted…

For the second time, Sheriff Joe Arpaio had publicly attempted to invite himself to the White House and consume President Obama’s alcohol.We can’t remember the last time Arpaio actually succeeded in inviting himself to meet someone (examples: George Lopez, Puente, the Mayor of Columbus, the CEO of Craigslist, and a…

Maricopa County’s long march toward a final vote count slogs on, with county Recorder Helen Purcell announcing late Tuesday afternoon that 47,351 early ballots had been tabulated. Purcell’s statement noted that “approximately 46,000 early ballots still remain to be processed for tabulation.” The provisional vote count is still at 122,000…

Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office Deputy Steven Carpenter was put back on the street despite his role in helping another deputy commit an assault in North Dakota. Carpenter drove with Detective Tim Abrahamson on September 16 to North Dakota, and possibly all the way to the West Fargo home of Jason…