Satyam Scandal Possibly Coming to a Business Near You

Ever heard of Satyam?This Indian computer business provides outsourcing services for a third of the Businesses around the world are still digesting the news, which observers say could have wide-reaching effects for those that utilize Satyam and other Indian companies. This from the New York Times:The revelations could cause a…

Greedy West Valley Political Kingmaker Jack Rose’s Unpaid Bills

  In these harsh economic times, it’s easy to start crying. But yesterday, while perusing the unpaid bills of the West Valley’s fallen bigshot developer, Jack Rose (pictured), we found ourselves laughing. Rose, as loyal New Times readers will remember, was the boy wonder whose greed brought down a corporation commissioner — and…

All the Young Dudes: Phoenix Suns vs. Indiana Pacers Tonight

Though they’ve been hauling the boat anchor in the Eastern Conference’s Central Division all year, the Indiana Pacers — including third-year superstar-in-the-making Danny Granger (pictured above) — aren’t your prototypical NBA doormat. Another year (two, max) and Indiana Coach Jim O’Brien should have these young guns challenging the Cleveland Cavaliers and Detroit…

Feathered Bastard’s Top 5 Posts of 2008

In the future, there will be nothing but lists, lists, and more lists. We will worship lists as the ancient Egyptians once venerated the sun. There’s no use in resisting. So take a sedative, a hit of Scotch, a toke or two of the medical-grade shit, and prepare to be…

State Troopers Will Go Easy on Motorists Who Violate New License Plate Law

A new law allows authorities to pull over vehicles with license plate holders that cover the license plate’s state name, but state troopers won’t consider it a priority. Harold Sanders, spokesman for the Arizona Department of Public Safety, says his agency won’t use the law as a way to boost revenues for the state, and citations…

Three-Time Loser Deputy County Attorney Screws Up, Again

We know it’s very bad karma to laugh at people in over their heads, but when it comes to Deputy County Attorney Lisa Aubuchon, we just can’t help ourselves. We have nothing against Aubuchon personally; it’s just that County Attorney Andrew Thomas appointed her to run his pre-trial division — and…

Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon to Declare Friday “Arizona Cardinals Day”

The Arizona Cardinals are doing so well this year, the city of Phoenix is declaring Friday “Arizona Cardinals Day.” Mayor Phil Gordon, dressed for team spirit in a Cardinals jersey, will announce the proclamation at a city council meeting at 2 p.m., says his spokesman, Scott Phelps. Team representative Mike Bidwill and…

NY Times Lists Phoenix Catholic Social Services as Immigrant Detention Facility

Mary Menacker, site director for the Phoenix Catholic Social Services center, seemed kind of surprised to find out her organization was reportedly detaining 14 immigrants for the government. “We don’t detain people,” Menacker tells New Times. “We’re not part of the legal system.” The information about the detainees came from…

Valley Fever’s Top 5 Entries of 2008

Happy New Year, Phoenix. Here’s one last look at 2008 with the top five blogs as determined by the sheer number of eyes that read them. Catch the top three slots after the jump. 5 – Is dead CEO’s mortgage empire crumbling? Mortgages Ltd. CEO Scott Coles, 48, was found…

Traffic Stop Nets Nearly 200 Pounds of Pot Found Wrapped Like Christmas Presents

A couple driving north toward Tucson the day after Christmas was caught with nearly 200 pounds of marijuana disguised like holiday presents. The Nogales, Arizona, couple were stopped on Interstate 19 for a traffic violation, according to an Arizona Department of Public Safety news release: Inside of their vehicle, concealed neatly in…