Money for Nothing

The Spike smells fall. The shelves at Walgreens are stocked with candy corn, and every intersection in town is blocked with big, ugly signs advertising big, ugly candidates. It’s almost Election Day. One of the most obvious by-products of the Clean Elections law is that the big, ugly signs are…

Polygamy Puzzle

The author of a purported Attorney General’s Office memo describing widespread criminal activity in the polygamous community of Colorado City remains unknown more than two weeks after it surfaced. The state Department of Public Safety has begun an investigation requested by Attorney General Janet Napolitano to determine who prepared the…

To Err on Air

Mama’s Boy Hey, Todd, how embarrassing is this?: What a pleasant e-mail to have received regarding the Best Sports Interviewer being Todd Walsh (Best of Phoenix, September 26). I happen to be his mom who lives more than 2,900 miles away from Todd. But this makes me a very proud…

A is for Artist (A is also for Arsonist)

“I should be dead right now,” says Jacob Martinez. It’s near midnight on a Saturday in August. Martinez finds himself in familiar surroundings. He’s at Good Samaritan Hospital, in the orthopedic ward this time, with a brace on his neck and an IV snaking out of his arm. His large…

Seeing Red

St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony La Russa should be fired. He should be fired for threatening gang violence. He should be fired for inciting a riot. He should be fired for basically putting a hit out on a fellow human being. It’s only fair play. A local radio DJ was…

Gross Negligence?

The family of a boy who died in the custody of the Arizona Department of Juvenile Corrections has filed a claim against the state for $20 million. Christopher Camacho, 15, was found hanging from a sheet in his cell at Adobe Mountain School in north Phoenix on April 11. It…

Good Sports, Bad Religion

Women With Balls Playing defense: I am an offensive lineman for the Arizona Caliente Women’s Football Team. I recently read the article about the Arizona Nighthawks and their struggles to be a successful football organization “Ladies Who Crunch,” Lisa Kennedy, October 10). I was truly enamored by 90 percent of…

Ladies Who Crunch

Tight end Emmy Schmelzer pushes the Jetta onto I-10. The drive to Glendora, California, and the Citrus College stadium, where the Arizona Knighthawks of the Women’s Professional Football League will face the Los Angeles Amazons, takes a good five hours. Schmelzer, a West Point grad and Qwest cable repair technician,…

A Fan for All Seasons

Last week, The Spike watched as the Arizona Diamondbacks lost the bid for the world championship. There was much drinking of beer, throwing of pompoms, and some smack talking involved, but The Spike tried to be a good sport — after all, the Diamondbacks in five short years have made…

Trashed

Debris was just the gold that Matt Smith was looking for a month or so ago. A Tempe sculptor, he’s always scavenging for inspiration in rubbish. But pawing through a mound of construction refuse across the tracks from Macayo’s Depot Cantina in downtown Tempe, he found a mother lode that…

Pet Peeve

Two founding members of a beleaguered animal charity have disassociated themselves from the organization. John Teets — former head of Dial, current boss of his own investment firm — and his wife, Nancy, are the latest defectors from Scratch & Sniff, a nonprofit founded and operated by Susan Heywood. Three…

Sex and Colorado City

The Problem With Polygamy The view from within: Your writer John Dougherty outdid himself this time. “Cover-up” in your October 3rd issue is based upon a bogus document purported to be an internal investigative document from this office. Indeed, the Arizona Department of Public Safety is now conducting a criminal…

Cover-Up (Arizona Attorney General internal memo)

Arizona Attorney General Janet Napolitano’s office is covering up information documenting extensive and ongoing criminal activity including rape, incest, assault, kidnapping, forced marriages of underage girls, weapons violations and welfare fraud that is rampant in the remote polygamous community of Colorado City, state records obtained by New Times reveal. Napolitano’s…

An Abbreviated History of Polygamous Communities

1920s — Short Creek, Arizona, was founded by a group of Mormon polygamists calling themselves the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Polygamy had been disavowed by the Mormon Church in 1890 as a condition for Utah’s admission as a state. Today the isolated polygamist community, the largest…

Gun Nut

Early in childhood, The Spike spoiled its frilly pink Easter dress by firing a double-barreled shotgun at a watermelon. The dress and The Spike landed in a large heap on the ground — torn, muddy and decidedly unhappy about the condition of the beloved pink organza. But The Spike was…

Getting the Shaft

FLAGSTAFF — A decade-long, high-stakes financial and environmental struggle that stretches from a 1,000-year-old Hopi village to Southern California electric users is rapidly coming to a head. At stake are hundreds of high-paying jobs on the Hopi and Navajo Indian reservations in northeastern Arizona; they could be lost if the…

Letters

All About Cats and Dogs Pooper scooper: Thanks for your article exposing the fraudman, Bill Heywood (“The Big Stink,” Amy Silverman, September 26). Every time I listen to his unprofessional radio talk show, my stomach turns. He does not have a clue about the events of the day and gives…

The Big Stink

Susan and Bill Heywood put Mister Laguna, their red poodle, to sleep on Groundhog Day, 1996. Most people honor a pet’s death with a few tears. The Heywoods thought an annual black-tie affair at the Arizona Biltmore would be more fitting. Several years later, the Scratch & Sniff Awards dinner…

Tax Broke

If you’re wondering how your state could spend so little on critical services yet still collapse into a budget crisis, look no further than this little phrase in Arizona tax law: “. . . and common areas used as an airport.” This line will cost you and other Arizonans hundreds…

Mental Giant

On August 26, longtime mental-health advocate Jack Harvey stepped into familiar haunts to deliver some God-awful news. “I just had to let people at the office know that I’m not doing so well, that I’m pretty sick at the moment,” says Harvey. The “office” houses the Mental Health Advocates Coalition…

Hearts, Penises and an Ass

From the Heart Heartfelt thanks: Thank you for the article you did on Dr. Teodori (“Prince of Hearts, Paul Rubin, September 19). He is a wonderful man and many people have been praying for him since his accident. He saved my niece in July of 2001 by repairing her heart…

Belle du Jour

Having just turned 19 in July, Michelle Branch hardly looks the part of an elder statesperson in a rock ‘n’ roll movement. But having scored the earliest success with a formula that’s already been copied by a string of other young-chicks-with-instruments, Branch has become to the Avrils and Vanessas what…