Letters

Aloft Cause Before Tony Ortega pats himself on the back for solving the mystery of the aerial lights seen March 13 (“The Great UFO Cover-up,” June 26), I have a question. Referring to comments by Sky Harbor International Airport air traffic controller Bill Grava, Ortega writes: “He [Grava] confirms that…

Crime Spree on the Reservation

The first bullet entered Brian Patrick Lindsay’s head and tore through his tongue. The 20-year-old Subway sandwich shop clerk grabbed his face and collapsed near the cash register. As he lay on his back, he was shot five more times at very close range, and then he was kicked by…

Trainplotting

Your leaders want you to trust them so badly you can almost feel their collective hands reaching out to you in gestures of beckoning. Either that or they’re fumbling clumsily in your pocket for your wallet. That’s because they are asking you to go to the polls on September 9…

Ket Nip

The warning on the vial is clear. “CAUTION: Federal law restricts this drug to use by or on the order of a licensed veterinarian.” Sammy, 24, clicks a metal tongue-pierce against the back of his teeth and gently pries out the vial’s rubber stopper with a pair of needle-nose pliers…

Flashes

Ozzfestering Only sissies don’t like Ozzy, and The Flash ain’t no sissy. He’s a hard-rockin’, sun-soakin’, beer-swillin’ American heavy-metal fan, dammit, and the sweaty, besotted, meth-ridden throngs who took over Blockbuster Desert Sky Pavilion for OZZfest ’97 last Thursday were beautiful people. Overcome with nostalgia as he reeled past a…

Shallow Victories

For most of the past seven weeks, Governor J. Fife Symington III has spent his days in U.S. District Court busy scribbling in a black, loose-leaf binder, seldom raising his head. But on Friday, June 27, Symington leaned back in his chair, stared at the witness and jury and thoroughly…

Letters

Dis and Tell The article about Maceo Gray and Motorola really hit home with me (“Is Motorola Harboring Diversity or Disrespect?”, Amy Silverman, June 19). I was fired from Motorola after 11 years for reasons not unlike Mr. Gray’s. Although I am not African American, I encountered the same problems…

Driving While Black

I am a person with an attitude problem. I don’t like authority. I don’t respect uniforms of any kind. In particular, I don’t like people who think their uniforms give them the right to tell me what to do. On a scale of admirability, I place law enforcement somewhere between…

Hayden High School Had a Farm, E-I-E-I-O

What would you call a public high school where students invent pregnancy tests for livestock? Where they run genetic tests on plants for local companies? Where they design their own equestrian helmets and get them marketed by a major sportswear company? A school whose teachers win national awards? A school…

The Shrill Whistle-blower

Johnston, managing partner of the law firm of Johnston Maynard Grant and Parker, usually appears in venues classier than the cramped justice courtroom where he sought a restraining order against his ex-wife, Polly Parker-Johnston. Johnston claimed that Parker was stalking and threatening him. Parker denied Johnston’s charges, and said he…

Flashes

The Morning NAFTA Imagine Governor J. Fife Symington III’s dismay as a supporter of the North American Free Trade Agreement when the radical enviros at the Southwest Center for Biological Diversity convinced NAFTA’s Commission for Environmental Cooperation to evaluate the effects that the growth of the Army’s Fort Huachuca and…

The Great UFO Cover-up

There is no doubt that something real passed over Phoenix on the night of March 13. Hundreds of people reported what they saw passing slowly in the sky. Two New Times writers were among those witnesses. David Holthouse and Michael Kiefer were in separate parts of the Valley that night,…

Informer Friend of Fife

Every day, television news crews form a gauntlet outside the federal courthouse, waiting to fire questions at the attorneys in Governor J. Fife Symington III’s criminal trial. The governor’s lead defense attorney, John Dowd, is always eager to feed the media horde with bombastic comments, animated expressions and occasional profanity…

Going Postal

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed round. –U.S. Postal Service motto You receive a letter telling you to come for an interview at seven in the morning. It says you should wear sturdy shoes, because you…

Letters

No More Sheriff Nice Guy I am going to run for sheriff of Maricopa County in the next election and put a stop to Joe Arpaio’s “country-club jail” system (“Say It Ain’t Joe,” Jeremy Voas, June 12). I am much better qualified to be the sheriff than Arpaio, and I…

Is Motorola Harboring Diversity or Disrespect?

In the summer of 1993, Motorola’s Scottsdale-based Government Systems Technology Group treated its employees to an in-house video. Along with campy old Motorola commercials and marketplace updates, the reel profiled Doris Gray, an African-American senior contracts manager. Gray, Motorolans learned, is an art collector, philanthropist and businesswoman with a “dizzying…

Bankers Dozin’

Jim Cockerham’s reluctant testimony during the fifth week of Governor J. Fife Symington III’s criminal trial exploded yet another Symington myth: that he was a successful developer who got blindsided by a collapsing real estate market. Not so, testified Cockerham, who was chief financial officer of The Symington Company. In…

Flashes

Snuff, Already The Arizona Department of Corrections seems to be suffering some insecurity about what it does. A New Times writer called the DOC last week and asked to be put on the waiting list to witness an execution. DOC spokesman Mike Arra replied that he didn’t think there was…

Letters

Fumbled Pass Whoever composed the Flashes tidbit about Jake Plummer (June 5) should have noted that those women confronting him want more than a quarter back. Lloyd Clark Phoenix Clef Notes Kudos to New Times and to Michael Kiefer for his well-researched article about the travails of the Phoenix Symphony…

East Meets West

There are people who’d tell you that pollution in Phoenix is getting as bad as it is in L.A. These people obviously haven’t been to L.A. It’s nearly 5 p.m. as I drive in on I-10, and my throat soon feels like I’ve spent hours in a room full of…

Moist Towelette’s High School Reunion

It’s the teen vengeance fantasy du jour: Scorned by mean-spirited classmates for being “different,” a high school misfit flees Arizona for the more tolerant environs of Southern California, blossoms, then finally returns for the 10-year reunion in a triumphant blaze of fashion fabulosity that sets the student body on its…

Hacker, Cracker, Watchman, Spy

Like a lot of thieves, Gambit only works at night. It’s half past 10 in Phoenix when he boots up his laptop. Darth Vader’s voice intones “What is thy bidding, my master?” Gambit double-clicks on a desktop icon shaped like a chess queen and offers no reply. He’s about to…