Don’t Bogart That Law The federal government’s vow to crack down on Arizona doctors who dare prescribe cannabis leaves us with one burning question: Where is Governor J. Fife Symington III’s Constitutional Defense Council when you need it? The CDC, you’ll recall, was established a couple of years ago for…
Rock visionary Steve Miller once wrote that “Time keeps on slipping into the future.” He couldn’t have been more correct. Time is, in fact, barreling like a son of a gun toward the end of the millennium, a mere three years into the future. The countdown has begun, and Something…
Seconds, Anyone? Reading Tony Ortega’s article about Charles Knight and the Viper Militia prompted me to refresh myself on something I first read in school (“Sticking By His Guns,” January 2). Perhaps other New Times readers could use a refresher as well. The Second Amendment to the Constitution of the…
Saturdays and Sundays, Rosa Banuelos wakes up at first light and packs her car with whatever is needed to replenish her stock of merchandise–fresh sugar cane, maybe, or smiling Virgencita statues, or a dozen fat brooms from Sonora. Banuelos, who lives in Gilbert and works as an inspector for an…
Chuck Knight listened to his fellow Viper Militia defendants as they took turns discussing a plea agreement offered by government prosecutors. The 12 alleged conspirators and 11 of their attorneys sat crammed into a small room on the sixth floor of the Federal Building. They hardly fit around the room’s…
Last Friday, December 27, a coalition of Southwestern environmental groups once again asked a federal judge to issue an injunction against the U.S. Forest Service to keep that agency from violating federal law in its logging practices. The law of the land is apparently meant to be broken–at least the…
The time had finally come for Diane Keith to tell a judge about her murdered sister. On December 6, the Glendale resident stood before Maricopa County Superior Court Judge Armando de Leon and collected her thoughts. At hand was the sentencing of John Anthony Davis, a 22-year-old man involved in…
On the outside, Craig Browning seems like a normal person, perhaps much like you or me. He has many friends, plays bass in a punk-rock band called Slugger, holds down a steady job in construction and has a good, firm handshake. But Craig Browning is different from you and me…
In 1994, the Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, Newt Gingrich, ignited a firestorm when he suggested that welfare reform might require a good dose of Father Flanagan’s Boys Town–in other words, institutional homes, orphanages!–to deal with the children of the poor. Gingrich’s solution was not politically adept, but…
The taxi comes to a halt on a two-lane paved road bisecting Villa Juarez, a bustling, peasant farming town in the heart of one of Mexico’s most fertile farming valleys. A herd of cattle blocks the road, paralyzing traffic on this busy farm highway about 25 miles south of Culiacan,…
Before going to bed at night, Richie Blandon usually took his school clothes to the kitchen sink. He washed the blue slacks and the white shirt as best he could. Richie never quite got the hang of planning out how long his one set of school clothes took to dry…
Why Ignorance Is Bliss On a recent Southwest Airlines flight, The Flash dug deeply into the seatback pocket and struck gold: a copy of the airline’s Chief Pilot’s Newsletter, which provided riveting, if not reassuring, reading. “Before we get carried away in our euphoria,” an unnamed pilot writes, “consider that…
In the wake of a report that Scottsdale served 70,000 residents drinking water laced with illegal levels of a suspected carcinogen, city officials have responded by lobbying Governor J. Fife Symington III and one of his appointees, Russell Rhoades, director of the Arizona Department of Environmental Quality. The New Times…
Big Bong Theory Thanks, New Times, for publishing “Tokin’ Resistance” (Howard Stansfield, December 12). I had a friend who passed away from cancer at age 21. He lived with cancer for 10 years. He often spoke of his chemotherapy sessions and how consuming marijuana helped him through the ordeal. He…
I’m feeling real warm inside right now. I don’t know, maybe it’s the wonderful scent of burning wood that’s in the crisp, wintry air. Maybe it’s the way everybody seems to be wearing a big Christmas smile, the way good cheer and happiness seem to be all around us, like…
A few months ago, a telemarketer working out of a west Phoenix office made her pitch to an elderly Pennsylvania woman. “I’m calling from the American Indian Relief Council,” Sharon A. began, her accent straight out of New York City. “Currently, we are working on our food-baskets program. For $35,…
Every Rep At the Capitol Likes Lawmaking a lot. But the AldGrinch, Who lives just north of the Capitol, Does NOT! The AldGrinch hates Lawmaking! The whole statute season! Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be his new kidney–was it put in all…
Gail Battistella is a diminutive woman, 50-something, with crisp gray bangs and a tiny, high-pitched voice. But she holds within her an explosive potential that could be measured in megatons, a force that hums and sputters and draws people to her almost as powerfully as it blows them away. Battistella…
In charter schools’ second year of existence, Arizona already has more of them than any other state. About 17,000 Arizona students are enrolled in these publicly funded but privately owned bastions of education at 168 individual school sites (maintained by a slightly smaller number of charter holders). To date, only…
The King of Mean As the senior member of the House of Representatives, Don Aldridge has had more time than any of his colleagues–14 years, to be exact–to earn his reputation as a petty, vindictive, ignorant legislator. Aldridge once filibustered a bill that designated nonsmoking areas in government buildings. He’s…
A state agency has concluded that ComCare failed dismally in its treatment of a mentally ill Vietnam veteran who died after collapsing on a Phoenix street. The investigation by the Division of Behavioral Health Services came in the wake of New Times stories about the life and death of Donald…
Another Poseur in the Posse With the city abuzz over the news of an impostor inside Sheriff Joke Arpaio’s sanctum, The Crime Avenger’s chief spinmeister, Tom Bearup, took to the airwaves December 7 to ease the fears of an anxious public. The highly paid “public affairs coordinator” told listeners of…
