SEX EDUCATION

The 18-year-old turned on his tape recorder and spoke from the heart. “There’s more out there than the anger and violence you see,” he said. “There’s beauty, there’s love, there’s happiness and there’s joy. You need to go out and find it. And you better hold onto it tight, man,…

MURPHY’S LAWRESTUARATEUR’S NEST EGG MAY BE SCRAMBLED BY FINE PRINT

A handshake used to be enough for Lou Mastela. During more than 30 years in the restaurant business, Mastela ordered thousands of dollars of groceries and liquor, hired staff, paid bills and built his businesses on a foundation of good intentions. Legal niceties–things like contracts, leases and other paperwork–he left…

FIFTY WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LARVAE

“From the time he’s an infant, the average person is brought up to believe that all bugs are bad and that we should annihilate em all immediately,” says antipesticide activist Debbie McQueen. “The truth is that there’s a purpose for every bug in the world–whether we like it or not.”…

GOODBYE, RED

I was startled the other day to see Red Barber’s photograph in the New York Times. He had been the voice of the Brooklyn Dodgers when I was a kid growing up in New York City. I remember so clearly his calm Southern drawl helping me to keep my own…

For Sale: One War Hero

You’re John McCain, who put yourself up for sale from the first moment you were elected to Congress. You were sent there to represent Arizona, but you had larger plans and they included only yourself. Inside, in the place where a man keeps the trophies of his life, you can…

THE WAY WE WHIR

Quick! Name one thing that costs exactly the same today as when it was introduced more than 30 years ago. Here’s a clue: It’s as much a part of the American motel room as the Gideon Bible, the seascape bolted over the bed and the ubiquitous “sanitary” strip that testifies…

CORPORATION MEN

Renz Jennings, chairman of the Arizona Corporation Commission, can’t ignore the telephone behind his desk. “We may be the only ones in the building,” Jennings tells his visitor as he grabs the receiver. On the other end of the line is a high school student who wants, at 6 p.m…

DARYL GATES’ AIR PIRACY

Local talk-radio listeners remember Tom Leykis as KFYI’s first and greatest presence, a bomb-heaving provocateur who filled our mid-1980s airwaves with entertaining yak. He left the station early in 1987 because he couldn’t get along with management. Leykis landed on his feet at KFI in Los Angeles, where he became…

Yeah, and Baseball Used to Be Played on Grass

Steve the Bartender put up still another round. The group at the end of the bar, standing under the television set, were regulars in the joint. One had actually stood at this same spot at the bar watching the sallow-faced Richard Nixon give his Checkers speech on a black-and-white screen…

Those $1,000 Checks Do Add Up

John McCain is trying to buy his way into another six-year term in the U.S. Senate. He has raised $1.9 million, most of it from political action committees. But a large amount was contributed by individuals all over this country who have never laid eyes on him. He is running…

Call My Travel Agent; There’s an Election Coming Up

Tell the real John McCain story and you indict the entire political system. It is not a pretty story. No one really wants to know. I truly believe that if you spelled it out so people could really understand the McCain phenomenon, few would thank you. Instead, they would probably…

WHERE’S THE HAM AND CHEESE?

An allegedly “missing” $80,000 in the Cave Creek School District’s cafeteria budget has sparked an all-out food fight in the northeast Valley over accusations of a government cover-up and of stolen rations of ham and cheese. Amid the finger-pointing–which by now has enveloped the state Attorney General’s Office–nobody knows exactly…

HURRICANE LESSNER

On the heels of Hurricane Andrew, the battered people of south Florida were blasted by a rude mixture of hot air and coldness from Phoenix. Call it Hurricane Lessner–named after the deputy editor of the editorial pages of the Arizona Republic. A column by Richard Lessner that was reprinted in…

EDITORS COME AND GO

New Times editor David Bodney has resigned to resume his law career full-time. He will remain as editor, however, while the search for a successor is under way. In other moves, the newspaper has hired Jeremy Voas as managing editor and is transferring associate editor Ward Harkavy to sister newspaper…

The Dark Horse Is Closing

One of the great Arizona political upsets is in the making. I’m talking about Claire Sargent’s steady march to become the first Arizona woman to win a seat in the United States Senate. There are several elements, all equally important to her charge to the top. First, she is an…

PEROT’S TEXAS TWO-STEP

Minutes before last Sunday’s debate, Ross Perot picked precisely at a loose thread from the left sleeve of his midnight-blue suit. He stood erectly. There was a tiny, crafty smile playing around the corners of his mouth. Ross Perot was the epitome of the self-assured business tycoon backed up by…

UNANSWERED PRAYERS AND QUESTIONS

The gloves came in all sizes. There were white nylon gloves and wrist-to-elbow gauntlets and men’s cotton work gloves. For ten years, from 1962 to 1972, a young mother named Patricia Smith would make weekly trips to the warehouse of the Motorola Semiconductor plant on 52nd Street and McDowell in…

MOTOROLA: THE STORY SO FAR

On May 6, 1992, New Times began a series of investigative reports detailing extensive groundwater pollution linked to Motorola, an $11 billion multinational electronics manufacturing company that is the state’s largest employer. Among the findings: Motorola’s two flagship plants have been linked to severe contamination of two separate aquifers in…