10 Types of Arizona Republicans

In Arizona, Republican citizens are more than just Obama-hating, gun-toting, free Americans.Although a lot of people are only Republicans for one day every couple of years (on Election Day), some are much more dedicated to the party than others. Check out our field guide to 10 types of Republicans you’ll…

Laci Caldwell’s Vagina Held Nearly Five Ounces of Meth, Border Agents Say

Laci Caldwell’s vagina may hold less cargo than Claudia “Home of the One-Pounder” Ibarra’s, but the 25-year-old accused smuggler wins points for creative storytelling. Caldwell was stopped on Monday while walking from Mexico at the San Luis port of entry south of Yuma after agents noticed she “seemed to be…

Paul Babeu Claims He’s Not Running for Congress in 2014

Pinal County Sheriff Paul “studboi1” Babeu claims he’s not running for Congress in 2014, despite a political consultant’s poll reportedly showing that the embattled sheriff is the top Republican candidate in Arizona’s 1st Congressional District.”I want to make it clear to everyone that I have made a commitment . …

10 Most Creative Smuggling Attempts at the U.S./Mexico Border

If you had to pick one word to describe the smugglers who try to sneak drugs and other items over the U.S./Mexico border every day, that word is “creative.”Smugglers take drastic measures to get their product into the United States, while trying to avoid detection by officers at the border…

Southern Arizona Teenager Caught at Border with Heroin Thighs

Today in Found at the Border: No, the southern Arizona teenager recently arrested at the border has not been working out — it was just a bunch of heroin duct-taped to his legs.According to U.S. Customs and Border Protection, the 17-year-old teenager pictured above, from the border town of San…