Mickey Mouse Calls Doom Phoenix Suns in Magic Kingdom Last Night

It was billed as a battle of Supermen — old-school man of steel Shaquille O’Neal versus youngblood Dwight Howard — but the key players in last night’s Suns/Magic game in Orlando turned out to be a bunch of zebra-shirted mental midgets who whistled way too much while they worked. While we hate to…

Sun Devils In Latest “Game Of The Year” Tonight in Seattle

After all is said and done in the regular college basketball season (that would be next weekend) and the Pac-10 conference tournament, the ASU Sun Devils and the Washington Huskies will find themselves playing somewhere in the Big Dance.  But all that seems so far away at the moment. At hand, in…

WWE Officially Announces WrestleMania XXVI in Glendale

World Wrestling Entertainment owner Vince McMahon and a cadre of his superstars rubbed elbows and traded jokes with Arizona Cardinals coach Ken Whisenhunt during a press conference this afternoon announcing next year’s WrestleMania XXVI at University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale. As we reported yesterday, WrestleMania is considered the Super…

Apocalypse Diaw: Phoenix Suns Host Boris, Charlotte Bobcats Tonight

Last Thursday, in one blink of Amar’e Stoudemire’s bum eye, the Phoenix Suns’ playoff chances took a sucker punch to the gut. Most people’s first thought: “Oh. Crap.” Most people’s second thought: “Oh. Crap. We traded away Boris Diaw.” Our second thought: “Oh. Crap. Most people are gonna say we…