What do you call a beautiful woman on a bassist's arm?
Bassists get picked on, even more than drummers. You've heard the insults: "failed guitarist," "ugly," and "forgettable." So many bassists just pluck the same four notes, so it's easy to see why everyone views the instrument as boring. The bass player isn't on stage to be flashy, he or she is there to hold down the low end.
Maybe that's why Coheed and Cambria's Mic Todd held up a Walgreens and Nick Oliveri (formerly of Queens of the Stone Age) assaulted his girlfriend. Criminals get more attention than bassists, after all.
Of course none of this applies to female bassists, who are usually the coolest member of any given band. If your name is Kim and you pick up a bass, there's a pretty good chance that you'll end up in the next Sonic Youth or The Pixies someday.
Fortunately, there are plenty of talented male bassists out there who don't rob drug stores or beat up their girlfriends. These guys write complex riffs with cool effects that actually vary from song to song. Kristian Dunn is one such artist-- he uses a doubleneck guitar/bass and a fretless bass to create El Ten Eleven's catchy, post rock sound. Dunn will rock out with Tim Fogarty (drums) tonight at The Rhythm Room.
Check out five more bassists with innovative styles after the jump.