Last week was Spring Break at Arizona State University which means the streets of Tempe were silent as most date-rapers and date-rapees their victims were out in Lake Havasu (note: for the love of God, not Rocky Point, please don't be in Rocky Point! Your mother is sick with worry! She can't sleep!) listening to tales of what college is like for their friends back home in California.
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This means that the Father's Day show Up On The Sun cartoonist Robbie Pfeffer scheduled at The Fix venue he runs off Mill Ave could have done a little better.
But let's have him tell it...
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