As long as the Internet still exists, a search for the name "Andrew Hargenrader" will bring up the video of him tripping and smacking his face on concrete while stealing golf clubs from someone's garage in Phoenix.
Phoenix PD says Hargenrader, 35, is the guy in the video, who apparently tripped over himself and went teeth-first into the street.
-Burglar Eats Concrete While Stealing Golf Clubs, but Still Gets Away (Video)
According to a Phoenix police spokesman, Hargenrader took the Ping golf clubs from a man's garage on the 26400 block of North 64th Avenue, and had a buddy, Matt Tippett, drive off in Hargenrader's car -- the Dodge Challenger seen in the video.
Hargenrader told police he sold the clubs to somebody, but the cops haven't been able to track down the buyer.
Hargenrader was arrested this week on charges of burglary and trafficking in stolen property, and without any further delay, here's the video of him eating concrete:
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