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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, we find some inmates in rare form. Enjoy.
11.)
Charges: Resisting arrest, criminal damage
The Thinker, Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office, 2014
10.)
Charges:
More like hairhead, right, little Hitler?
9.)
Charges: Burglary, shoplifting
Woo-hoo, Avondale.
8.)
Charges: Failure to appear
Is this an advertisement for Skittles?
7.)
Charges: Marijuana transportation
I’m sorry, I thought this was America.
6.)
Charges: Resisting arrest, threatening
Tough year to be a D-backs fan.
5.)
Charges: Probation violation
I’d like to think Crazy’s tan-line came from wearing a jester’s hat.
4.)
Charges: Probation violation, failure to pay a fine, criminal trespassing
Whatever that means, it sounds disgusting.
3.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Probably sounds like Pavarotti.
2.)
Charges: Knowingly displaying a fictitious license plate, shoplifting, failure to appear, driving on a suspended license
The 1986 Motor Trend Car of the Year.
1.)
Charges: Possession of a weapon in a drug offense, marijuana possession
If you’re a bad parent, tell your kids this is the Little Mermaid’s dad.
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