Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: In Rare Form

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, we find some inmates in rare form. Enjoy.

11.)

Charges: Resisting arrest, criminal damage
The Thinker, Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office, 2014

10.)

Charges:
More like hairhead, right, little Hitler?

9.)

Charges: Burglary, shoplifting
Woo-hoo, Avondale.

8.)

Charges: Failure to appear
Is this an advertisement for Skittles?

7.)

Charges: Marijuana transportation
I’m sorry, I thought this was America.

6.)

Charges: Resisting arrest, threatening
Tough year to be a D-backs fan.

5.)

Charges: Probation violation
I’d like to think Crazy’s tan-line came from wearing a jester’s hat.

4.)

Charges: Probation violation, failure to pay a fine, criminal trespassing
Whatever that means, it sounds disgusting.

3.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Probably sounds like Pavarotti.

2.)

Charges: Knowingly displaying a fictitious license plate, shoplifting, failure to appear, driving on a suspended license
The 1986 Motor Trend Car of the Year.

1.)

Charges: Possession of a weapon in a drug offense, marijuana possession
If you’re a bad parent, tell your kids this is the Little Mermaid’s dad.

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