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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Keepin' It Classy

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.

This week, we bring you only the classiest looks from jail. Just kidding.

10.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, narcotic-drug possession, resisting arrest, possession of drug paraphernalia, disorderly conduct Honk if you're horny!

9.)

Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, shoplifting, criminal trespassing Grok mad.

8.)

Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear Nickname: Doodle pad.

7.)

Charges: Kidnapping, burglary, armed robbery, theft of transportation Where love be livin' then?

6.)

Charges: Narcotic-drug possession for sale, dangerous-drug possession for sale, prescription drug possession for sale This is why you don't go searching for un-contacted tribes in the Amazon.

5.)

Charges: Assault Uh, your eyebrow got smudged.

4.)

Charges: Aggravated assault Jesus watchin', ya'll.

3.)

Charges: Disorderly conduct with a weapon, discharging a firearm within city limits Well, maybe he won't be winning Father of the Year this year.

2.)

Charges: Driving on a suspended license Even Weirder Al.

1.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug violation, failure to appear, failure to comply with a court order Oh really? ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

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