Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Not Giving a Damn

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, our alleged offenders just don’t give a damn. Enjoy.

10.)

Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, failure to show ID
Because nothing says “I’m a big, bad M-er F-er” quite like a bowl-cut.

9.)

Charges: Probation violation
Guy’s gotta breathe.

8.)

Charges: Failure to appear
Sorry to interrupt your stare of death. . .

7.)

Charges: Possession of drug paraphernalia
Ya got a little on your face.

6.)

Charges: Marijuana possession, dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Ma’am, how many marijuanas have you had tonight?

5.)

Charges: Probation violation
All right, who pissed off the hippie?

4.)

Charges: Shoplifting
She seems to have plenty of eye-shadow.

3.)

Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, prescription-drug possession, probation violation
Some things “CVL” probably doesn’t stand for:
-Canadian Victory Laps
-Community, Values, and Leadership
-Crunchy Vitamin Lips
-Chinese Violin Lover
-Chimichanga Vapor Lion

2.)

Charges: Probation violation
Think you can kick a field goal between those uprights?

1.)

Charges: Criminal trespassing
The king of not givin’ a shit.