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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, we found some people you probably don’t want to be your valentine. Enjoy.
11.)
Charges: Not available
Too excited.
10.)
Charges: Driving on a suspended license
Nice try, Duck Dynasty.
9.)
Charges: Probation violation
Nope.
8.)
Charges: Probation violation
Too much . . . stuff.
7.)
Charges: Driving on a suspended license
Get lost, Ed Hardy.
6.)
Too much leather.
5.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
What is this, vegan Valentine’s Day? Get outta here with that.
4.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of a prescription drug
Too bumpy.
3.)
Charges: Driving on a suspended license
Too gangsta.
2.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, concealed-carry violation
Too Santa Claus-y.
1.)
Charges: Assault
No Beliebers.
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