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Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Summertime Blues

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.

Summer doesn't even start until tomorrow, but this week, it looks like the inmates have a case of the summertime blues. Enjoy.

12.)

Charges: Marijuana possession
You know who's not lovin' it? This McGuy.

11.)

Charges: DUI
Subtle.

10.)

Charges: Driving on a suspended license
That kind of looks like a bow for a Christmas present.

9.)

Charges: Shoplifting
I'm no authority on the subject, but it seems that this lady has too many eyebrows.

8.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of marijuana
Dude, your face is going to get stuck like that.

7.)

Charges: Prisoner in possession of contraband
Lakers suck, bro.

6.)

Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, criminal trespassing, DUI, disorderly conduct
Well now, this is an awkward time not to be wearing a shirt.

5.)

Charges: Armed robbery, possession of a weapon by a prohibited person
No need to break out the color palette or anything, but the guy with the "brown pride" tattoo certainly seems to have whiter skin than the "white pride" guy.

4.)

Charges: Failure to pay a fine
Maybe he used his skin as a high school yearbook. Or maybe he's a polygamist.

3.)

Charges: Misconduct involving weapons
Who doesn't show up to classy parties with weapons?

2.)

Charges: Failure to pay a fine
Celebrity lookalike: Coffee cake.

1.)

Charges: Threatening or intimidating with damage to property, disorderly conduct
So is this Weird Al, or not?

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