Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: The Goon Squad

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, we introduce the goon squad. Enjoy.

12.)

Charges: Criminal trespassing
What a lovely hat.

11.)

Charges: Theft, burglary
Go D-backs.

10.)

Charges: False reporting to law enforcement
You’re never too old for blue hair! Well, actually, age 15 is probably the upper limit.

9.)

Charges: Probation violation, failure to pay a fine
I bet St. Peter’s gonna see that fancy neck art and waive him right in. (Sucker!)

8.)

Charges: Burglary, resisting arrest, criminal trespassing
Boy, face tattoos don’t get much worse than that, do they? . . .

7.)

Charges: Burglary, possession of burglary tools, criminal damage, theft
. . . Yes, yes they do.

6.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Hey baby, where you goin’?

5.)

Charges: Disorderly conduct
We don’t know what happened here, but we do know that it was WILD.

4.)

Charges: Assault
Dogbat.

3.)

Charges: Driving on a suspended license
Introducing, the Cadillac of inmates.

2.)

Charges: DUI, failure to show ID
1996 International Mullet Competition runner-up.

1.)

Charges: Possession of drug paraphernalia

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