Yesterday, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio used his Twitter page to ask the public for some suggestions on what he should do for his upcoming birthday.
Arpaio turns 78 on June 14, so we figured loyal New Times readers had a little more than a feliz compleanos for the sheriff and asked for your best ideas in the comments section of a blog we posted yesterday.
Some the ideas our readers suggested include putting a grenade up his ass and pulling the pin, wash his hair, and check in to a mental institution.
Check out all the suggestions here.
We picked the five best suggestions from our readers for Joe's big day and we want to know which one you think is the best.
Vote, and see the results of yesterday's poll after the jump.
-11 percent say gaffe.
-89 percent say flatout lie.
Here is your morning poll:
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