Pupil Haze

Lynette Bibbee's museum of maudlin art is not a pretty picture.
In one strategically placed lithograph titled "No Dogs Allowed," a wide-eyed waif and his equally optically overendowed poodle soulfully dare the viewer to look away.

Avert your eyes to the print next to it, this one identified as "The Stray," and you'll find yourself gazing into the peepers of a Brobdingnagian-orbed ragamuffin and her similarly moon-eyed mouser.

All around the room, this dewy-eyed desperation continues in hundreds of similar teary tableaux. Baleful ballerinas, joyless jesters and puddle-eyed pets abound. And in the ironically titled "Left Out," a moist-eyed moppet peeps through a knothole in a fence, evidently failing to realize that each of his counterparts in the room is every bit as woebegone as he.

Wrangle an invitation to the private gallery in Bibbee's Mesa home and you may soon discover that her Big Eyes are more than you can stomach. Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

Laughing nervously, Bibbee leads visitors past a pile of mint-condition Milton-Bradley Pity Kitty jigsaw puzzles, a squadron of sad-faced ceramics and shelves of dolls that make Wednesday Addams look as wholesome as Punky Brewster.

"A lot of people ask how I can stand to live with all this stuff," says Bibbee, who salvaged much of her collection from thrift stores and yard sales. "It is creepy."

Not to mention pitiful, pathetic and perverse.
During its mid-Sixties heyday, however, this morbidity-for-the-masses was inexplicably popular, a fact that has enabled Bibbee to amass what is believed to be one of the largest collections of Big Eye art in the country. Today, her trickly-eyed trove runs to more than 600 prints, paint-by-number kits, needlepoint sets, dolls, commemorative platters and other ephemera, all of it centering on troubled tykes and their forlorn four-footed counterparts.

Quick to point out the ghoulish humor in her odd obsession (Bibbee jokes that she plans to will her collection to Planned Parenthood and the Arizona Humane Society), the 36-year-old airline reservation clerk began collecting ocular artistry eight years ago as a lark. "I used to see this stuff as a kid and remember thinking how weird, even scary, it seemed to me at the time," explains Bibbee. "Then, years later, when I started seeing it again in thrift stores and yard sales, I just couldn't resist. But one way or another, everyone has a strong reaction to it."

The most common response? Abject, if amused, disbelief.
Who dreamed up this grotesque school of portraiture devoted to children who appear to be dead, lobotomized, abused and/or drugged? Why would anyone possibly want this spooky junk hanging over their divan? And what sort of parent would give their kid a doll like "Lonely Lisa," a dark-socketed mannequin whose wristband poem reads: "My arms beg to hold you/I'll bend to your touch/Please take me home/I love you so much."

Bibbee, who keeps in contact with other buffs via her own Big Eye Web site (members.tripod.com/~BibbeeL/gig.htm), says she has no idea.

"I think that's a big part of its appeal to people who are collecting it now," she answers. "When you look at all this Big Eye stuff, you can't help wondering what people were thinking about back then."

Today, you'll be hard-pressed to find anyone who'll confess to enjoying cheesy representations of neglected children and abandoned animals.

But that was hardly the case 40 years ago when the husband/wife team of Walter and Margaret Keane, the undisputed king and queen of Big Eye, got the bawl rolling with their cavalcade of sorrowful small fry. (See accompanying story.)

Unable to crack the world of "serious" art with their odd painterly offerings, the couple simply sidestepped the San Francisco art establishment by opening their own vanity gallery there. Realizing they were on to something when people began tearing down posters for the gallery from telephone poles and hanging ads for the gallery in their homes, the industrious pair went into Big Eye overdrive. A shameless self-promoter and celebrity schmoozer, Walter was soon pulling down five-figure commissions from the likes of Natalie Wood, Liberace, Kim Novak and that noted connoisseur of tormented tots, Joan Crawford.

But shed no tears for the great unwashed, who, unlike Jerry Lewis, didn't have $10,000 to fork over for a family portrait by Keane, in which all family members were dressed as harlequins. By the early Sixties, the Keane machine was blanketing the country's better gift shops with prints and greeting cards. And for those who couldn't spring for a genuine repro, there was a vast army of Keane knockoff artists invading America's dime stores and drug stores with cheap prints that brought bad taste to even the most modest of budgets.

Working under a variety of short, whimsical and often palindromic names like Gig, Eve, Lee, Eden, Mikki and Maio, the Keane clones eventually drove the formula into the ground with cartoonish absurdities like Eve's grim-eyed go-go children, who appeared to be on the verge of tears even as they Watusied.

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Dewey Webb