Top 10 States Where Men Allegedly Have the Largest Penises: Arizona Makes the Cut

Listen, we're not the ones who come up with this stuff. We're just the messengers.

That said, some industry research reportedly shows which states have the men with the largest penises. That industry research is that of an online condom retailer, Condomania, which gathered information on where it was shipping specific sizes of condoms. So it's not science, but it's enough for the company to release rankings of states with the highest proportions of XL penises. Check out the top 10, which includes Arizona:

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