The Passion of El Cristo

Starring: Jesus Cristo as Himself Danny DeVito as God, a.k.a. "Big Poppa" Sheriff Joe Alzheimer's and his deputized Posse of Alter Kockers Senator Jon Kyl as "Satan" Redneck Minutemen Loads of Illegal Immigrants Mayor Phil "I know I look dark, but I swear I'm not a Beaner" Gordon as Judas...
By Stephen Lemons and Jim MahfoodSeptember 14, 2006
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Starring:

Jesus Cristo as Himself

Danny DeVito as God, a.k.a. “Big Poppa”

Sheriff Joe Alzheimer’s and his deputized Posse of Alter Kockers

Senator Jon Kyl as “Satan”

Redneck Minutemen

Loads of Illegal Immigrants

Mayor Phil “I know I look dark, but I swear I’m not a Beaner” Gordon as Judas Iscariot

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And Andy “Candy” Thomas as Pompous Pilate

Art by Jim Mahfood
Script by Stephen Lemons

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Stephen Lemons is a former staff writer and columnist at Phoenix New Times. He continues to cover Arizona news and politics for New Times with support from the grant-funded Arizona Watchdog Project. You can contact him at stephenlemons76@yahoo.com.

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