By New Times
By Robrt L. Pela and Amy Silverman
By Katrina Montgomery
By Kathleen Vanesian
By Monica Alonzo
By Benjamin Leatherman
By Robrt L. Pela
By Katrina Montgomery
She's talented. She's hopeful. She's from Phoenix. And she might very well be the next voice you hear in country music, if the USA Network has anything to say about it. Tasha Valentine, Phoenix's very own honky-tonk gal, has landed a role on Nashville Star, the latest in the parade of reality TV shows clogging the airwaves. Tasha beat out 8,000 contenders to become one of 12 contestants locked up in a house in Nashville and competing (onstage at the Grand Ole Opry!) for a shot at country stardom. Trailed by cameramen, Tasha sneaked a phone interview, during which she tried to convince me to record a Dolly Parton song.
Tasha Valentine: No! You've got to see the other contestants here. There's no way I can win, because these people rock. I'm here for a reason, but these other 11 are, too. And they're awesome.
NT: How has life changed since the first episode aired on March 8?
Valentine: It's been nutty. They keep us pretty busy with interviews, radio shows, stuff like that. And of course there are live cameras following us around day and night. Which is fabulous; I couldn't ask for anything better. I love the loss of privacy. So few people get to experience this.
NT: I'd be worried if I were you: Members of the viewing audience will be voting each week on your performance.
Valentine: Well, it's a combination of two votes: The audience gets to eliminate one contestant each week, and the judges get to ax one. The performing part of the show is live, but we film the stuff in the house in advance.
NT: Hey, your bio mentions that you work as a Patsy Cline impersonator. Why?
Valentine: I was asked to do her by this Dean Martin impersonator I met. I was singing at a casino, and he said, "Would you like to audition as Patsy?" I like to work, so I said yes.
NT: And where does one work as a Patsy impersonator?
NT: You wear vintage clothing a lot.
Valentine: What about it?
NT: Your media kit makes a big deal about how you only wear vintage clothing. It says that wearing old clothes is one of your trademarks.
Valentine: My trademark? It's just clothes. It just is. I don't have a trademark.
NT: It says here that you have a fresh new look. And that your other trademark is a huge flower above your right ear. Like Billie Holiday?
Valentine: Again, the flower is something that just is. Now that I'm on TV, it's trademark this and trademark that. I was born in Hawaii, and over there wearing a flower in your hair means you're a lady. So I've always worn one there. And now all the writers are making jokes about how I stole the idea from Kelly Osbourne. They're all, "Kelly wants her flower back!"
NT: You've been called "the previously undiscovered love child of Patsy Cline and James Brown."
Valentine: I love that! And it's true, I am! That's one quote that I actually said; that's straight from my mouth. I've always done Patsy; I'm not too into pop country. I don't really care for Shania Twain or Faith Hill; they don't make me proud to sing country. Blues has been a big thing for me. I was in an all-girl blues band for four years. The blues is what makes my heart beat.
NT: Does Prentiss Varnon, your housemate on Nashville Star, make your heart beat?
Valentine: He's pretty cute, yeah. Kind of a doll face. He's got that country charm, if you're into that.
NT: You're not?
Valentine: I'm into... I can't even think of what I'm into right now. There's not room in my psyche for that now.
NT: Speaking of housemates, that Amy Chappell looks like a bitch!
Valentine: You think? I'm surprised that, of all of them, you'd say that about her. She's so, like, quiet. We all went out to a bar and some of us were drinking, her especially. You know, you go into a bar and your true colors come out. Um, she's actually a really sweet girl.
NT: So, are you being filmed right now?
Valentine: No. But there's almost no time alone. They don't tell you that coming in, of course. We had to sign a disclaimer saying they can film us naked. Like, why? They don't want a scandal any more than we do.
NT: So, let's say you win. Are you going to sell out and do a Britney? Will we see you on VH1 in a tube top and too much eye makeup?
Valentine: Only if they pay me enough! Actually, you're more likely to see me in a nun's habit. And I guarantee you, the American public doesn't want to see what I look like in a tube top!