If you're living in the Valley -- or anywhere for that matter -- and happen to think you're a vampire, keep one thing in mind: you're not.
According to the Chandler Police Department, a Chandler couple stabbed their roommate in the arm after he told them they couldn't suck his blood.
The couple, according to the roommate, 25-year-old Robert Maley, is "into vampire stuff" and got angry when they refused to allow them to slurp blood from his arm.
Maley says he'd let his roommates, 24-year-old Aaron Homer and 21-year-old Amanda Williamson, suck his blood in the past but this time he wasn't interested.
After Maley told the couple they couldn't suck his blood, Homer became furious and stabbed him in the arm.
Bleeding
heavily, Maley didn't immediately call an ambulance because there was a
warrant out for his arrest for a probation violation. Rather, he ran
out of the apartment leaving a snack for Homer and Williamson trail of blood leading out of the apartment.
Simultaneously,
firefighters were treating someone next door to Maley's apartment when
they saw a man with blood gushing out of his arm. They called police.
When
police arrived, Williamson and Homer were sitting in the blood-covered
apartment. Williamson said she stabbed Maley in self defense after he
attacked her. Homer told several different stories -- none of which were
believed by police -- before finally settling on claiming Maley made
fun of their "religion," so he stabbed him.
Williamson
was arrested on charges of false reporting,
Homer was arrested
on
charges of aggravated assault, and Maley was arrested on his probation
violation warrant. He was also treated for the wound, which
required several stitches. Williamson was charged with false reporting
because, unfortunately, thinking you're a vampire isn't a crime.