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Etsy.com Wedding Abominations…This is Truly Awful, Folks

http://www.etsy.com/You're going to want to keep that cart at "0."​We know darn well we aren't the first to do a blog post about some of the awfulness that can happen on Etsy.com.So, in keeping with our ongoing wedding coverage, we've taken inspiration from Regretsy.com (whose author is also a bride-to-be,...
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You’re going to want to keep that cart at “0.”

We know darn well we aren’t the first to do a blog post about some of the awfulness that can happen on Etsy.com.

So, in keeping with our ongoing wedding coverage, we’ve taken inspiration from Regretsy.com (whose author is also a bride-to-be, check out her most recent column on Brides.com) to provide this visual journey of some of the worst wedding-related items Etsy.com has to offer.

Enjoy.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/58170848/to-be-loved-by-you-hoodie?ref=sc_1

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Drop the “i” and this makes perfect sense.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/46688580/russian-netting-venetial-style-bandeau?ref=cat1_gallery_8

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On your wedding day, take style advice from someone who chose this mannequin.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/58283969/romantic-white-bridal-french-lace-cuffs?ref=cat1_gallery_26

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Made for that special bride who doesn’t own a pair of nail clippers.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/58288571/mother-of-the-bride-mother-of-the-groom?ref=cat1_gallery_31

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Because nothing brings two people closer than feeling humiliated together.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/52589009/free-shipping-angel-affair-bridal-or?ref=cat1_gallery_37

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Think this is bad? Just take a look at the guy on the right.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/55677730/sea-stars-for-your-hair-set-of-four?ref=cat1_gallery_22

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Perfect for your wedding at Grandma’s property in Ft. Lauderdale.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/58285575/bridal-bouquet-memorial-keepsake-photo?ref=cat1_gallery_11

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Because this is how Dad always wanted to be remembered.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/57690606/i-pity-the-fool-mr-t-cufflinks-by-the?ref=cat1_gallery_11

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Pity doesn’t even begin to describe it.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/58289546/zombie-brain-garter?ref=cat1_gallery_35

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I hate you like a a non-moron hates this idiotic zombie trend.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/26416425/birdcage-veil-white-mini-top-hat-bridal

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Allow me to reiterate, get that thing the hell away from my wedding.

This list is a continuation of our wedding coverage in Phoenix and beyond … For more wedding shenanigans and resources check out 10 Annoying Wedding TrendsWedding Online Resources for Phoenix Brides-to-be, and Lame Bridal Shower Games

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