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10 Best Orange Is the New Black Sex Scenes Since Season Two (NSFW)

So you're done binge-watching season four of Orange is the New Black, and now you need some help getting your fix? We're here to help by taking a look back at the best sex scenes of the last few seasons. For those who haven't finished the most recent episodes, you may want to steer clear. Thar be spoilers ahead.

40 oz. of Flaccid
Sometimes, love-making just isn't meant to be (even when it's the only chance you'll get to see the other person). In the ninth episode of the second season, Piper and Larry try to get it on in the bathroom during Piper's grandma's funeral for old time's sake, but Larry just can't get it up. That turns into Larry admitting to seeing someone else mid-fellatio, which never ends well.

Library Business
Who says libraries only have to be for reading? Alex and Piper go from fighting into full-blown sex in a matter of seconds, and it all takes place in the middle of the prison library. It's got drama, violence, nudity, and it's not super uncomfortable to watch (unlike some of OITNB's other sex scenes). That's pretty much all you can ask from a sex scene.

Suck It, Natalie
"They used to call me beer can in high school" might not be the sexiest pre-fellation line in history, but that creepy-ass mustache on Joe Caputo just adds to the gross pervert effect. Is it really a scene that's going to turn you on? Maybe not, but it's an oral sex scene you'll likely never forget.

Lorna's Luscious Language
Just because there wasn't any physical contact doesn't mean we can't still count it as sex. When Lorna and Vince get to see each other during visitation, they don't need to touch each other to get off. Both characters manage to climax while just talking about sex. Forget phone sex or sexting, this is the old-school, technology-free way of getting it on while only using words.

Nichols Collects Soso
Just moments after revealing the fact that she "collects orgasms" from going down on girls, Nicky lands one of the most coveted prizes in all of Litchfield. Even if Soso spends the entirety of their session together talking about the only other time she's ever had a girl go down on her, it still counts (particularly in her panty-collecting competition). Nichols: 1, Big Boo: 0.

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