In the hands of a capable coin-popper, an internet jukebox can be a great thing. A little far-out Tropicália? That sounds nice. Some classic funk from Parliament? Yes, please. The deep cuts cost more, but can really set the mood.
While we're not here to put down internet jukeboxes, we will say they rarely bring out the best sounds from a crowd. More often, they enable patrons to quickly hit play on the same shitty shit you heard scanning the radio dial on the drive to the bar.
Which is why we like old-school jukeboxes, the kind that demonstrate and reflect an establishment's taste (or lack thereof). We like jukeboxes stuffed with discs, or at least a well-pruned digital playlist. We like the idea of that glowing box in the corner actually saying something about where you are.
These seven metro Phoenix jukeboxes do just that.
Gracie’s Tax Bar
711 North Seventh Avenue
Established by Grace Perry, local business woman and former Landmine Marathon singer, Gracie’s Tax Bar is a 50-person, neighborhood-style watering hole in downtown Phoenix. Perry gave the jukebox a personal touch, and it includes The Descendants, The Clash, My Bloody Valentine, Otis Redding, Beach Boys, Johnny Cash, MC5, and of course, Landmine Marathon. You get 20 plays for $5.
MacAlpine's Diner & Soda Fountain
2303 North Seventh Street
With its gorgeous Seeburg machine, MacAlpine's has vintage tunes on full display (and vintage-style everything else). Stocked with 45s by Fats Domino, Booker T. and The M.G.s, and Ricky Nelson, the songs are preceded by a warm pop and crackle – though, yes, it is for display purposes only. Sure, anyone with a pinup calendar in mind can go for a vintage-diner feel, but attention to detail – and the presence of actual vintage stuff – keeps MacAlpine's at the lead of the jukebox pack.
Shady's Fine Ales & Cocktails
2701 East Indian School Road
The two-tone cartoon character on Shady's sign tips nicely to the kind of music that stocks the jukebox: Brit pop, vintage alternative, mod, and punk classics. The unpretentious vibe of the place is well-suited to the sounds, which extend from soulful tunes by Al Green to morose alternative pop from The Smiths. Bonus: Compilations like Legend City and The Soul Side Of The Street (Hot Phoenix Soul Sides From The Vaults Of Hadley Murrell) 1964-1972 offer unparalleled vintage Phoenix sounds.
5835 North 16th Street, Suite A
The Swizz is a neighborhood tavern-meets-dive-bar-meets-happy-hour hangout. Located on the southeast corner of a shopping plaza, Swizzle Inn features one pool table, one dartboard, one themed atrium (depending on the season), one horseshoe bar, and one jukebox. It features CDs befitting the crowd, like Van Halen, Michael Jackson, Willie Nelson, and The B-52s.
960 West University Drive, #103, Tempe
You might know this place as the dark, glowing-red metal bar on the southern end of the original Cornish Pasty location. The Beast oftentimes has The Cure playing over the speakers. However, if the compact disc-style jukebox is lit up, get your quarters ready for some speed metal, hardcore punk, and dark classics. You’re encouraged to line up early Metallica, Iron Maiden, Sisters of Mercy, and AC/DC.
2915 North 68th Street, Scottsdale
With its laid-back biker vibe, TT Roadhouse is a nice place to chill. The jukebox is renowned, too, featuring CDs from the Misfits, the Clash, Elvis Costello, and the Specials. Former Arizona show promoter Tyler King once put it best: "[There's] a few hidden gems that you have to be an insider to know the track number. Yes, you can Rick-roll a roomful of weekend warrior bikers." That's our kind of jukebox warfare.
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Yucca Tap Room
29 West Southern Avenue, Tempe
Yucca Tap Room is a legendary Tempe music venue, so the standards for the club's recently installed jukebox are pretty high. Good thing the little glowing machine delivers selections from early Metallica, ‘80s babies like Madonna and Oingo Boingo, classic country like Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, and David Allen Coe, and just-plain good choices like Nat King Cole. The Yucca jukebox even features some locals like Mourning Maxwell and Flathead.
Editor's note: This post has been updated since it originally appeared in April 2012. Lauren Cusimano and Jason P. Woodbury contributed to this article.